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The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan. (via bewwbs)

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i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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Me to a 5 yr old: so how do you keep your skin so clear??

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the newest episode of spongebob is a little intense

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yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

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At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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!!

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this is my new favourite saying whenever someone questions my sexuality

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Shameless + winter

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does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

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my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

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Time invested into yourself is never time wasted