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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

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adhd culture is doing something just slightly to the left of what you intended to do

me: i’m going to make coffee & play a cellphone game :)

adhd: 

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they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

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i wonder if korra had always known she was bisexual or if she saw asami one day and thought lmao ok if i was straight at one point i’m not anymore

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Black + Green: Radioactive Black + Blue: Futuristic Black + Red: Edgy Black + Yellow: ???

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me when I walk in a room and I hear my cat eating plastic somewhere

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by See Bang Now

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me when i meet someone who says they don’t like cats

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By Alejandro Mirabal

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Stairs are tough.

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one of my biggest pet peeves is when people say “x ethnicity is adapted for cold weather” no!!! there is no extant Homo species adapted for cold weather!!! there are populations of humans that are used to cold temperatures and thus don’t get as annoyed by it but all humans are apes of the African savanna we are not meant to live in cold habitats. Only Homo neanderthalis was adapted for cold environments and look where it got them

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Baby fell out of the tree. She couldn’t fly very well in the wind, so I picked her up and put her back in her nest :)