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I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but intrusive thoughts are basically your brain’s (sometimes very upsetting) way of saying “If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?”

I’ve personally found that adding the “would that be fucked or what?” part in myself really helps put the more disturbing thoughts we sometimes get into perspective. Helps me say “yeah thar sure would be fucked up” and move on with my day.

It’s not not a secret desire, it’s not something that only occurs to you because you’re a bad person. It’s just your brain deciding to process the fact that it knows an uncomfortable thing exists in the world by feeding it to you in an absurd “what if” with you as the main character.

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combining my wound obsession and my worldbuilding hobby to consider what the injuries of various fantasy species would look like

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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According to the EPI, 50% of people give up on caramelizing their onions right before reaching maximum caramelization due to impatience and low willpower. Prince in zebra lingerie 1980

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just had the most insanely good hour of reading and enjoying this oversized fruit platter

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

#i dont remember lmao i cant even remember if it was on this blog or an old one #but I was here at 11. unfortunately

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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

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Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

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I refuse to watch the trailer, but I'm seeing good stuff for the new venom film 👀

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Autopsy

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How has the start of new term been treating you? Still having ChatGPT issues?

Well, that's ongoing as it moves into investigation, but now we have brand new fun and games because one of the students has - well.

One of the first year modules is an academic skills module to teach them how to write reports, reference, research, avoid plagiarism, do basic stats, etc. They were set the task of making a video log summing up all they've learned this year, which they will then present tomorrow.

NOW

We have all heard, have we not, the stories of students who forgot to remove their notes to themselves before submission? Leaving in things like "Write some bullshit here", or naming the file "I fucking hate this assignment"? Things that were supposed to be for their eyes only, and to never reach the lecturer?

One student included a photo montage in her video.

And one of the images is a head shot of her, Snapchat filter on, with the caption,

"Uni is literally fucking me in all holes"

I AM LAUGHING. I AM LAUGHING HARD. THE MODULE LECTURER, HOWEVER, IS VERY MUCH NOT LAUGHING.

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Butchered one of my ThinkCentre's PCI Express x1 slot. I have a feeling that it's unnecessary for my upcoming upgrade.

Also I took my dad's GeForce 610 to test the slot.

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Adding words to my art

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Image 1: a chicken that says "Have you contemplated your existence today?"

Image 2: a Sheepshead Wrasse that says "Pronouns subject to change"

Image 3: seagull that says "you don't have to have brain cells to deserve love."

Image 4: crab that says "Fabulous"

Image 5: Snail that says "Go your own pace"

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