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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will

#me @ the wolf #although if i look at the internet theres plenty of people more horny than me about him #both of them tbh #maybe i should learn to draw so i can be hornier about it

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

#HEY #JUST @ ME NEXT TIME

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

#...prostate examinations...

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#god dammit

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she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

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Look at this lad

#YEAH

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#HOLY SHIT

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

#ME IM HORNY #in case y’all weren’t already aware

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#HELL YEAH

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Very poorly drawn Bulbasaur line.

#EXPERTLY DRAWN

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Artist: Andrew Robinson

Hivis was a male viashino from the Great Desert of Dominaria. He was an ally of Jolrael.

Hivis hailed from the vast reaches and possessed an uncanny ability to make dragons loyal to him, while his counterpart Zirilan of the Claw could lead the winged serpents. During the Mirage Wars, Hivis was able to lead viashino armies into Zhalfir, Femeref, and Suq'Ata, but was forced back after Jolrael defected from Kaervek's side.

#sorry bro but you aint doin it for me

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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating

#IT’S SO BAD

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Disadvantages of audiobooks: hard to pay attention to sometimes, can't always understand everything that's said, no idea how things are spelled

Advantages of audiobooks: this

God bless you, Moira Quirk.

Transcript:

"No," said Dulcinea. "Oh, no no no. Stay awake."

Gideon couldn't say anything but blearrghhh, mainly because blood was coming enthusiastically out of every hole in her face.

#look #gideon is my poor lesbibaby #BLEERRRGGH #the locked tomb

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It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.

#LMAOOOOO #PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#i have put you in a studio ghibli film #enjoy your new soft life

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What’s your favorite part of your job? 🦈 🌊💙

Come along with Senior Biologist Ann, as she shows us one of her favorite job roles — feeding our sevengill sharks.

#love the aquarium