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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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pokémon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokémon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriend’s abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser who’s been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and you’re getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS

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good news guys 😁 the art block is gone! however, i missed two days of school and there is an exam and an essay i have to make up, so these are stress doodles

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volo doodles !!!!! :3

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The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

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me: ignores all my other wips in favor of whatever this is

youtube version here

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嵐の夜に

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🌘 Let the darkness consume you 🌘

One of my contributions to the Eclipse Zine hosted by @pkmnzinehub! ✨

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Ran out of stamina on creating a better background for this drawing, but oh well, here's Volo~!

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[OLD ART]

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Do you think they accidentally walk into streetlights

praying for their depth perception

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Vampire Kieran for your consideration on bat appreciation day <33

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one layer painting practice! he's thinking about what to make for lunch today

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Next is the fandoms personal Slender-man. Raihan! ♡

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has this been done

#CRYING OMG IVE BEEN WANTING SOMEONE TO MAKE THIS #OP I LOVE YOU FOR THIS /p #ALSO GIRATINAS LITTLE “good morning <3” LMAOOOO PERFECT