Tap, remove 1 oil counter from Phyrexian Girlfriend: tap target creature, then put an oil counter on it.
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me, donning my demon helm and grabbing my accursed blade: i fucking hate boymoding
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The only good thing that came out of Vienna. Or at least the only one I've seen so far.
"The State is the only criminal organization!"
Stencil seen in Vienna
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chaaaar, costage to costage
I'm the hostage with the mostage
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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
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Yippee! I love funny shark!
funny shark is so funny
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reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics
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How are my sweetie pees
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Maybe you should drive faster?
Something evil has overtaken me.
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fighting for trans rights since 2023
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I don't get anon here. How does your emotional state influence anons ability to click the follow button.
Also you're amazing and I appreciate you a lot <3
If you were less sad you'd be easier to follow btw
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feeling sooo pretty in my croptop
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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him
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ok so I'd like for you to imagine something,
imagine a furry tgirl, she has little ears on her head and she's curled up cozily on a bean bag, and she's softly purring.
ok that's all thank you for your time
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