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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

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i feel like if i say you taste like anything other than strawberries, ill get in trouble

chewing on you btw

if you even care

Do I taste alright?

#also pretty sure according to fey rules that means im trapped forever now #ooooooh noooooo #the WORST outcome #i DEFINITELY didn't know that exactly this was going to happen before i started chewing! #anyway #*keeps chewing*

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fuck the guards, open a random door. Either I get money and trains, or its just not my problem anymore.

This philosophy shit is easy.

You stand in front of a wall, it has 3 doors on it, 2 lead to certain death while 1 leads to riches and model trains. Before you are 3 guards men, one for each door, one only speaks truths, one only speaks lies, and one can only speak in 70s folk rock lyrics, none can tell you which guard they are.

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You bitches don't get it. It's not fanservice for Falins bazongas to bounce as she splats a woman's skull like a pancake, it's her DIVINE, SACRED RIGHT. If I were a deadly, winged creature delivering swift-yet-elegant death by the sheer power of my descent alone then my massive tits better fucking contribute to the aesthetic™️, the vibe™️, whatever you want to call it. What, you want them to stay still as stone while my hair lifts like a halo around my face with my charming smile plastered on????? fuck off!!!!!!!! let a girl live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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one important thing that Must be understood about interpersonal relationships is that you have to stop interacting with people who love you like they’re one slip-up away from leaving you. you have to trust that the ppl you love mean what they say. you have to believe that when they say “this hurt my feelings,” that they’re also saying, “can you please love me this other way next time?” and you have to wrap your head around the fact that even if you don’t understand Why someone loves you, you can accept that that they do. true, honest, & open love does not function like hp in a video game !!!!!!

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i should not be allowed to make fake warning signs

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Sorry I haven’t made a good oc post in awhile. I have about one profound thought a week, the rest of the time I’m consumed with gender crisis and lesbian yearning.

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Sorry I haven’t made a good oc post in awhile. I have about one profound thought a week, the rest of the time I’m consumed with gender crisis and lesbian yearning.

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Sorry I haven’t made a good oc post in awhile. I have about one profound thought a week, the rest of the time I’m consumed with gender crisis and lesbian yearning.

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Sorry I haven’t made a good oc post in awhile. I have about one profound thought a week, the rest of the time I’m consumed with gender crisis and lesbian yearning.

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POINT AND LAUGH

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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

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Absolutely living for Laios’ English VA

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#sailor moon #and really anything on toonami #but judging by op excluding pokemon im guessing those also dont count as 'real' options #which i think is 'what was the first anime you consumed as a distinct piece of media separate from other forms of animation' #in which case the answer would be Code Geass

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#oh im normal about this

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think