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this is skizz and tango in my mercenary au fr (new post for it comin today btw.)

Tango: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Skizz periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ 

Tango: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

#secret life #secret life au #mercenary au

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sobbing crying throwing up im so happy for him

Sir Pentious has my whole heart and he deserves nothing but good things for the rest of his (2nd) afterlife

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and if you redeem all the sinners, who will you have left in your land, Charlie?

#hazbin hotel #hazbin charlie #charlie morningstar

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yippee!! hermitcraft s10!! what povs are everyone watching? im watching xisuma and keralis and i really wanna watch skizz but his episodes are soooo long and i have commitment issues (/j). im definitely gonna try to watch it whenever i feel like it excited to finally be a part of this fandom for the start of a new season <3

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft xisuma #xisuma #xisumavoid #keralis #hermitcraft keralis #skizzleman #hermitcraft skizzleman #YIPPEE #he finally did it

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i havent watched anyones first episode yet but YIPPEE!!!

welcome to hermitcraft joel and skizz!

#ill probably only watch xisuma keralis and skizz #or maybe only xisuma

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ew aurea made another ao3 story? thats so weird YES FOLKS I DID. i had a cool idea while i was in the car and i wanted to write a few different aus but i didnt know what for,,, until that idea. so here is

a jimmy centric au soup! references of every life season and the groups made in them!! probably going to be updated slowly bc well i have a life. it is sort of a soulmate fic? but i wont reveal who the soulmate is until jimmy finds out in the story.

#traffic life series #traffic smp #trafficblr #life series smp #jimmy solidarity #secret life #last life #limited life #double life #third life #life series au

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

#they tear my heart out of my chest viciously and stop on it

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Mercenary AU - Species

a brief overview of the species in my mercenary au. this is the 'drabble' i said i had planned but i suppose it isnt really a drabble Humans: Martyn, Jimmy, Gem, Ren? Life Expectancy: 70-80 years Info: They're humans, not much else to include. They can do external forms of magic like potion making and enchanting.

Elves: Joel, Scar Life Expectancy: 4000-6000 years (not immortal) Info: There's two types of elves, normal elves and high elves. Scar is a high elf, they are one of the tallest species and their ears are longer and pointy like you'd expect from an elf. Joel is a normal elf, their height aligns with humans and their ears are shorter than high elves but still pointy. Both types possess mana and can do magic but it's quite weak for normal elves compared to high elves, tho still stronger than whatever humans can do (potions, enchanting). Marriage is magically binding for elves, the only way out is to die. So marriage is quite literally till death do us part. They don't physically age but they can die of old age.

Werewolves: Etho, Ren? Life Expectancy: 1000-2000 years Info: They work like other fantasy werewolves, becoming a wolf on full moons. Blue moons act the same as a full moon for them but blood moons give them a stronger lust for blood. When in werewolf form they are mostly controlled by their instincts but can recognize their friends and family and are less likely to hurt them. They age physically and can die of old age. They're also killable but they have hyper healing so you have to be swift if you want to try and kill them for whatever reason.

Fae: Grian, Bdubs Life Expectancy: Immortal|Killable Info: Again, they work like other fae. They are tricksters and will can steal your identity if given the chance. They're one of the only humanoid species capable of natural flight. Fae families are shown by their wings, which are based off of butterflies. Bdubs and Grian have Apollo butterfly wings. Fae also possess mana and can do magic but they're weaker than both types of elf. Marriage for them is similar to elves. They don't age physically and won't die from old age but they can be killed.

Vampires: Mumbo, Pearl Life Expectancy: Immortal|Killable Info: I did change this up a bit. Vampires in my AU can drink blood from any creature, not just humans. Garlic is more like a minor allergy, it won't kill or seriously harm them but they'll have some sneezes. They are more prone to sunburns but won't just like melt or turn to dust in the sun. Their beds are shaped like coffins for the aesthetic and they can turn into to bats making them another humanoid species that can sort of fly. They're immortal like normal vampires and can be killed by stabbing them in the heart. Doesn't necessarily have to be a stake/cross.

Zombies: Cleo Life Expectancy: Immortal|Killable? Info: Cleo is the only zombie in the little secret life village but not the only zombie in the world. She was killed and then reanimated a few years later by a necromancer. Zombie's bodies aren't capable of taking care of themselves so they have to occasionally replace decaying body parts. Besides the immortality and the fact they won't age, zombies are basically humans. They can be killed by destroying the brain.

Imps: Impulse, Tango Life Expectancy: Immortal|Unkillable Info: Imps are mischievous demons. I know imps are commonly portrayed with horns but Tango doesn't have horns while Impulse does. Imps possess mana and can do deceptive magic. Marriage and dating as a whole normally isn't something in Imp culture but it's not unheard of. They are immortal and unkillable but they can be sealed away.

Angels: Scott, Skizz Life Expectancy: Immortal|Unkillable Info: Out of the many types of angels, Scott is a Dominion and Skizz is a Seraphim. Seraphims have many wings and, for this AU, when they're in their full form they have many eyes as well. Dominions have one set of wings (and eyes) and are lesser than Seraphims. They both possess mana and can practice magic but Dominions can only do healing magic. anddddd checks notes looks like the file for lizzie and bigb was corrupted, guess we still wont know what they are!

#traffic life series #traffic smp #trafficblr #life series smp #secret life #secret life au #mercenary au

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what if i said i have something planned for my mercenary au? what if i said i have 2 things planned? maybe even 3??? well, i have 3 things planned. 1 is a drabble and 2 are oneshots. the drabble will probably be up first- but i wanna figure out what i should name this au? i feel like mercenary au isnt the best name since the big dogs are the only mercenary duo. but im not sure what would make a better name

#traffic life series #traffic smp #trafficblr #life series smp #secret life #secret life au #mercenary au

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i checked his account but unless my insta doesnt like me i couldnt find it :(

hello trafficblr/hermitblr i am trying to find something. i am pretty sure its a double life cosplay of scars bucket clutch but i could be wrong. it was scarian/desert duo with another pair i cant remember but if its double life cosplay then its ranchers. i cant remember much of it but it was on instagram. help me find it </3

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hello trafficblr/hermitblr i am trying to find something. i am pretty sure its a double life cosplay of scars bucket clutch but i could be wrong. it was scarian/desert duo with another pair i cant remember but if its double life cosplay then its ranchers. i cant remember much of it but it was on instagram. help me find it </3

#traffic life series #trafficblr #traffic smp #life series smp #double life #hermitcraft #hermitblr #scarian #desert duo

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far to relatable as an aroace who is also apathetic

This one's a bit more personal/just a me thing, so keep that in mind.

I always feel kinda left out when people ask for more emotional aros, because it feels like almost every aro I see people write is emotional in one way or another; they react, they live, they're expressive and they feel deeply. But, the characters I always saw myself in? It's the unemotional, it's the distant one, the stick in the mud, the grouch. The guy who's no fun is always much more close to my aro experience, especially as a loveless, low empathy person.

I see myself reflected in the character who is a grump when they reject romance, that pushes others away and lives in solitude, because it feels like so many canonical aro characters rely so heavily on friendship and family. The grouchy ones, though? They're on their own and damn proud of it. That always speaks to my loveless self much, much more.

I do think in the ideal world, that means rep for all, every shade of aro under the sun in at least one media. But, I feel a bit sad when the characters I've related to most are filed under "stereotype, do not touch"; I AM a stereotype. I am a stereotypical, loveless, solitary aro. These characters are my life. Make room for all of us at the finish line.

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having a ponder about being aromantic and the kinds of friendships or qprs I might want to have

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Family Line - Conan Gray

the second one shot in This Isn't The Home I Promised You (but it's the one i gave you) is out! It's based off the song Family Line by Conan Gray and is Clockers-centric (specifically more Scar and Bdubs) with mentions of... quite a few others? snippet: Scar and Bdubs are Cleo and Etho's regret, shame, accidents.

#traffic life series #traffic smp #trafficblr #life series smp #limited life #the clockers #clockers and etho #life series scar #life series bdubs #life series cleo #life series etho #ethoslab #bdoubleo100 #gtwscar #zombie cleo

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BABE WAKE UP ITS THE END OF AN ERA

i commented that as a joke on the video but seriously im emotional abt this. ive been watchin them since the channel was like 2 or 3 yrs old. i saw the start of film, food, and style theory. i was there theorizing about what the new channel would be!! ive watched theories abt games and shows ive never even heard of. ive seen the st jude livestreams. this channel was my 'sunday' morning cartoon. im glad the channels are going to people we know from the staff but i also have to admit it wont be the same. i think everyone knows that. im super emotional abt this

#game theory #the game theorists #style theory #food theory #film theory #gtlive #matpat #I CANT MAN #im so emotional

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hi another progress update but not on xisuma videos but hermitcraft s8 as a whole and WHAT DO YOU MEAN KERALIS DIDNT MAKE IT??? I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES BUT I CANT BELIEVE IT my heart has never hurted for a block man more than when it hurt when keralis fell back to earth. and i watched yhs w grian pretending to be taurtis!! HERMITCRAFT ISNT EVEN ROLEPLAY AND IT STILL HURT. gods. my boy. if he didnt wait for xB he mightve had time to try again. anyway, i honestly love keralis. so far my favorite HC duos are keralis and pearl and keralis and xB. they both just have fantastic dynamics. keralis might just have an amazing dynamic w everyone bc i noticed almost all his interactions were super giggly for both parties. and he did so well at cleos training??? i was honestly shocked but tbf this was also my first time ever watching keralis so idk if hes this great normally.

#keralis #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s8 #hermitcraft keralis