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pumpkinrootbeer · 8 hours
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everyday I ask EA "can sims 4 (2017) have cars maybe or a expansion pack without a bunch of reused models from the base game perhaps" and then EA goes "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE" and whichever ballsack is in charge of that shitass company now crawls out of my monitor a la the ring to beat me to death with the twenty eight (28) 5 dollar rebranded stuff packs But Worse where at least 11%, and let's be clear that eleven number is me being generous, of the content is also just more recolored models
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pumpkinrootbeer · 10 hours
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Happy fathers dayyyy
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He’s so pocket sized 💖😌
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pumpkinrootbeer · 10 hours
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not all of mendels advice was bad, i say. mendel actually had some pretty good advice specifically about how Marvin approaches relationships but then the carnal need for girlboss pussy had Mendel acting out, I say. and even with a bad therapist, i say, marvin is still an adult responsible for his actions mendel is not a puppet master molding marvin into a asshole Marvin is an asshole of his own volition. with a medicor therapist who stole his ex-wife. I then get booed off the stage and solemnly walk away into the evening's setting sun. but i know. I know the truth about my pathetic boy girl wife who hates his job but really loves his wife
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pumpkinrootbeer · 10 hours
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who up falsing they settos
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pumpkinrootbeer · 10 hours
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marvin hits trina thoughts (3:30 am edition):
- marvin being abrasive coming in with much harsher music after games i play just ended
- whizzer's surprise at how marvin is acting now that hes gone im geeked i can't. marvin is not so uncouth??. UGH
- mendel trying to warm up to compliments (which hes not used to because most of his interpersonal relationships[work] involve him being the worst on his end) but having to suck it back up because its being used to put down marvin
- "trying to ruin my sleep" "chosen to make me look bad" marvin brain warping back to in trousers marvin's narcissistic behavior when whizzer is gone because obviously a marriage is not trying to bring his life down but. tunnel vision
- whizzer AND trina singing about their relationships with marvin together and you can look at it from either way and it matches....the reflections between them+marvin respectively make me crazy ok
- one thing i'll give to marvin: if my psych said "i am so ashamed." id actually go batshit too
- marvins little "c'mon," half smile to whizzer before he says no.
- the DEAD stillness/silence after he says no and after he slaps trina. reflections this, i am feral that.
- mendel holding onto jason + trina but when he moves away from jason the face jason makes looking at marvin
adding onto that: - the face whizzer makes watching them too
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pumpkinrootbeer · 10 hours
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u guys seem to like these and i like making them so part 2!!
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(here’s part 1)
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pumpkinrootbeer · 18 hours
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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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pumpkinrootbeer · 1 day
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Mendel stealing Marvin's wife and then just absolutely eating him up with the "At 80 an hour" line. Mendel, you didn't need to go that hard you already have everything he wants
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pumpkinrootbeer · 1 day
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made this while watching ep 1 of dunmeshi
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i don't know if you realized this but that person you keep reblogging art from (s*ldierexclipse) draws a lot of disgusting gross gooner shit like d*bcon and m*mmy k*nk so you should probably stop
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wow this person sounds awful i should go get married to them right away
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pumpkinrootbeer · 1 day
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pumpkinrootbeer · 2 days
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how i feel seeing people use he for canon male characters i am enlightened about and know are women
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pumpkinrootbeer · 2 days
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I still think about during my last semester of undergrad I took comparative religion as an elective and this was during covid and a bad wildfire season so everybody around me was losing their jobs, homes, health. And one day during Zoom class someone explained the word “yeet” to my comparative religion professor as the opposite of yoink
And without any hesitation she said “Ah, so the lord yeetith and the lord yoinkith away”
And when I tell you that kept me going for at least a week
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pumpkinrootbeer · 2 days
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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pumpkinrootbeer · 2 days
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pumpkinrootbeer · 2 days
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Flooflers
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pumpkinrootbeer · 2 days
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"We'll be back to rebuild it" Gaza, 2024
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