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the whole deal these three have going on right now is so funny

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"Can I call you dad?"

#qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #badboyhalo #qsmp tubbo #qsmp clips

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Two of the eggs came back today and suddenly the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the flowers and trees are dancing, the rivers are thrumming to their tune, the clouds are painting the sky, there's life once again in these parts

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Bad, after Tubbo explains his entire giant storage system: "Wow! If simple storage and backpacks didn't exist this would be amazing!"

Tubbo: "Oh I BEG you kill yourself"

#qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp tubbo #soul sacrificers #someone save my mans Tubbo

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The transcriptions while Tubbo recites Muffin 💀💀

#thinking.. thinkin bout you.. #qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #badboyhalo #qsmp tubbo #qsmp philza #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah

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"CPR FROM MY MYSTICAL ROMANCE??" TUBBO WHAT

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The current Tubbo pov has hype music and color changing text saying "PHILZA LORE RECAP" while streamer dances.

The Philza pov is us seeing Philza loudly rant while standing and gesturing wildly with his face entirely out of frame.

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Chayanne asked for Bad to give him a cookie and then he put a nametag on it and called it Bad's happiness cookie shut up

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I miss q!landduo

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JUST WOKE UP ?? CHAY AND LULAH??

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Sometimes I'll want to come on here and make a post like "sorry for being inactive" but then i remember this isn't twitter and nobody's holding me at gunpoint to post. Anyway anxiety can suck my ass!!!!

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We're friends, aren't we?

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Hiiii @valictini! It's finally here!

Qsmp Badboyhalo and Sunshines Comms Links Headcanon

The Fallen Angel, Badboyhalo!

based on a panasonic g70

Next the French Sniper herself, Pomme!

based on a Nokia 2300 and the barbie Mariposa playphone!

Annnnnnd our resident demonologist Dapper!

based on a Ps vita

Previously, French Comms, and Brazilian Comms, and Morning Crew, and Sunny,

Next, Breakfast Trio!

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Minecrafters grab your pickaxes, and catch up on the QBLR QUARTERLY!

what's up guys, you just found the internet's first hellsite smp! what's qblr you ask? well, you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific: my brother you are on qblr. this is the qsmp fan tumblr. some of us made a server. and now, let me learn you a thing about all the events and mishaps that happened on the server this week!

the server opened with players and creatures running around the world trying to survive the first nights on a modded world, to varying degrees of success

as days pass, residents begin to encounter monsters tough enough to warrant better lodging and armor. with these reinforced shelters and better gear, the residents begin to form friendships!

the friends share food, homes, and gear. sounds like communism. are they communist or something? actually, that makes perfect sense what with the minecraft and all.

residents sort themselves into groups mostly by timezone and playstyle. being a server inspired by the qsmp, timezones mean that groups speaking different languages stick together and build together.

the french build a stone circle, form a traveling band, and create an inn providing basic necessities like food and beds.

others make their own homes, and an axolotl pond pops up!

the hispanic folk also have a lovely start, with cozy furnishings and no other reports from this side of the server.

and now, a reading from r/EnglishLivingSpaces. white jacaranda walls. plain spruce floor. circular room, with a 1-wide 2-tall window for each 5-wide edge wall of the circle, two windows total. green bed under the window, facing a log pillar in the center of the room. two stacks of loose papers on the right side of the room. a sign reading "r/malelivingspaces" placed next to the bed. this has been a reading of r/EnglishLivingSpaces.

the server celebrated 4/13 by having a fruity rumpus cult party. festivities included drugs and alcohol introduced by some of the mods installed on the server.

and now, the gubby.

bad boy hooters opened to celebrate all the big booby badboys out there in the wild. i always do appreciate a good use of the expression hooters. and as a safe house from the nightmare stalkers that seem to be thriving on the fear and pain they cause, it gets many a visit.

residents continue to build and decorate, with fun and games in between.

folks play for reasonable amounts of time, with two days played in 5 days of server uptime by one ambitious player.

finally, everyone is building interiors to their houses now, with the dining room being a popular place to take photos.

some late bloomers also complete the exteriors of their -- that's not a house, thats a taqueria.

and the first week on the server closes with absolutely nothing ominous happening.

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

#happy 4/20

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really sad that bad almost ate bobinho’s corpse but didn’t get to :( society if badboyhalo had eaten that thang

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That one picture of Duninha always made me think of this so i made it real

#this is so fucking funny