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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

#my lorikeet wrote this #he asked for more apple today because his first one was yucky yucky #and also naughty

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Creature from the black lagoon

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It’s a Snail World After All: Tiny Molluscs Slide Around Town in Nostalgic Miniature Sets

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Hairy Frog (Trichobatrachus robustus), male, family Arthroleptidae, found in West-central Africa

These frogs are named for the hair-like structures of the males, that are not true hairs. They are extensions of the skin.

These hair like structures are thought to aid in oxygen absorption in water, acting like external gills.

Hairy frogs are capable of breaking their toe bones, and then jutting the bones through the tips of their toes. They can then use these sharp bone tips as defensive claws. (Most frogs do not possess any type of claw).

photographs by Paul Starosta

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she's doing it again

#sing to me my angel of music

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Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

#finding out that gold star lesbian meant this fuckery was devastating #I used to think it was just that you love women so much you got a sticker #I love stickers #and women #and yes this includes trans women I love you trans women

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Sad sack is such an insult, like not only are you a depressed motherfucker, you're also a bag

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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

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the ‘to be loved is to be changed’ meme, but it’s pangur with her teeth out and her face all gross and old 

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Me: Capitalism is a plague on society and over consumerism is running rampant

Me when I get paid: Oooooo shall I buy myself a silly little treat I love shopping

#it’s a curse #the ginger rambles

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oksu.mansu_

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What exactly do you find relatable about the movie Eraserhead?

That happened to me

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If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

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They love carrots so MUCH