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so do you want to be fucked hotdog or hamburger style?

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dude did you seriously just put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up?

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Just realized I haven't seen my favorite new years meme, I have to do everything myself.

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4 days until wet rat wednesday

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being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

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nature really dumped all its weird ass eukaryote points into the SAR clade

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a guy busts a load and i start telling him his whole future by reading the cumshots like tea leaves

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doctor said i need to be kissed hard. for an hour

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oh i'm never gonna be ten years old on the first day of summer vacation again huh

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I literallt can't even handle looking at this thing right now it's making me sick I can't even look at my phone

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tshirt that says I SURVIVED. JUST IN GENERAL

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It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳 oh fuck y’all

#10 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

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this is literally where i blog from

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She Griffin on my peter until I family guy