hi guys, i know a couple days ago i asked for some help affording a toothbrush and shampoo/conditioner. i got that help and i’m really grateful. turns out my car ran into some trouble and the shop needs around $300. i hate having to do this but i really need help. i need my car for work. please if you even have $5 to help me out it would be so appreciated. reblogs are appreciated too. i don’t get paid for 2 weeks and have nowhere else to go to ask for help.
the Grinch and Shrek bonding over their mutual appreciation for onions and being green
I didn’t put nearly enough effort into this great concept but here
i’m in tears & it’s only partially from onions
You know… they are both kind of the definition of how its not easy being green.
AU where Kermit the Frog is their adopted son.
Elphaba is the lesbian swamp witch next door!
idk man, maybe it’s just the british/indian in me jumping out but I’ve always just blindly assumed this lady was holding a teacup, this is the first time I’ve actually looked at her hands and now I’m mad,
Did somebody edit this? It is usually a teacup, right?
ITS A FUCKING CUPCAKE???
oh god its the bearenstein vs bearenstain all over again
how tf? did y'all? not? know? this?
birds of prey but it starts with cassandra killing sionis and the rest of the movie is harley going to get lucy from her sister and then raising cassandra and lucy and they’re instantly like siblings and renee and dinah come over sometimes to “help out” but they’re really just epic vodka aunts and helena tries to help but she’s really awkward and lucy attaches herself to her and helena doesn’t know what to do but then lucy grows on her and she starts being like a really cool older cousin to her and ugh i just want them to be happy. also harley introduces the girls to her new girlfriend ivy and renee acts chill but pulls her aside and gives her the shovel talk later and ivy immediately teaches lucy and cassandra 12 different ways to kill a man with a daisy and nobody stops her until cassandra starts to ask about growing pot (to sell at school. obviously.) at which point renee and helena step in while dinah and harley watch and laugh. also dinah and helena are dating and renee has a mysterious new vigilante girlfriend who run around in a red batsuit chasing her not-so-dead sister around the city trying to stop her from murdering people
Anyways we will be having no Valentine’s Day bitterness on this blog today! significant other love isn’t the only the only type of love that matters today. Celebrate the love you have for yourself, your friends, your family, that one coworker you can tolerate more than the rest, any type of love that matters to you. Love is always in the air.
as an aromantic i’m pretty neutral about valentines day, but i am a SLUT for February 15th, Day of the Candy Discounts
November 1st, February 15th, whenever the day after Easter is, and December 26th are the best days of the year
my haul from last easter. 11 cents an egg
The Feast of St. Mark Downs
Last year I found out on accident that of you go to a nice restaurant by yourself on Valentine’s the staff may feel poorly for you and surprise you with free dessert.
Which was odd to explain that, no I’m married, he’s out of town and doesn’t like seafood so I figured this would be a good time for crab, oh that’s right it’s that day huh
Cake was great tho.
NATIONAL CHEAP CANDY DAY #1 IS *IMMINENT*
CHEAP CANDY DAY IS TOMORROW FOLKS
COUNTDOWN TO CANDY (also cheap flowers!)
killing off kai again was a bad choice because he’s literally the last remaining direct connection to the other parkers. not that i’m still mad about liv or anything hahahahahahahahahaha