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we're all at our limit right? can i assume that or

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how is it june next week how are we already on the 6th month of the year wasn’t it just march

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I just revived my old iPod touch that I haven’t used since ~2013 after believing it to be dead dead for years and oh my god it’s like opening up an old time capsule. There are photos of me and my friends that I haven’t seen in years, taken in an old high school building that doesn’t exist anymore. I have games that are no longer downloadable on the app store. It’s running iOS 5 with the original skeuomorphism app icons. I still have the youtube app. My contacts app is full of maiden names and deadnames. The music app has songs I haven’t heard in almost a decade but still remember all the lyrics to. A daily alarm set for 5:30 AM (god I can’t believe I had to wake up that early in high school) and another set to 11:11 PM to remind me to make a wish. Reminders to finish homework assignments, or to write my application essay for the university I ended up attending, and one marking the release date for the final episode of Cabin Pressure. The last thing I googled was “how to draw people hugging”.

Possibly the strangest thing is that the tumblr app still opens, but it’s stuck in a permanent snapshot of 2013 where it won’t show me any new posts no matter how many times I refresh. My dash is full of old BBC Sherlock posts from long-lost mutuals who have either since deactivated or got unfollowed or changed urls so many times that I don’t even recognize them. Lady Gaga and Game of Thrones are the top trends. My profile shows my previous url and icon, with only 43 followers. I feel like a time traveler

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this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(

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— Mary Lambert

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my mouse is. dying

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listen listen. when you see a deactivated blog and the url says *url*-deactivatedyyyymmdd that person deactivated voluntarily. if it says just the url and the blog is deactivated that means they got terminated by staff.

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repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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“I hope this email finds you well”

how the email found me:

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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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how?? just how?

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i like to do this thing called "being silly." people hate that about me

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real