MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH
*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*
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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead
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wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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Hi, Mass Effect Legendary Edition is on sale for SIX DOLLARS.
That's all three games, almost all the DLCs (rip, Pinnacle Station) including weapon and armor packs, for six goddamn dollars.
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes
no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.
you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper”
i wanna read those. tell me those.
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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to
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oh yes it's that time of year
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