radiological-woman

[radiological-woman]

meal planning

[radiological-woman]

You're a Warlock. But instead of drawing power from a higher being, people can choose to donate a portion of their magical power to you. In exchange, they can scry on your adventures and can send telepathic messages to you, as well as make requests. It can get annoying, but you make it work.

[radiological-woman]

my girlfriend told me we're going to the park, but this looks weirdly like the vet's office? haha crazy right

[radiological-woman]

the american midwest. people wake up in their ikea beds and immediately slam into their ford trucks and drive 2 hours through featureless cornfields to pretend-work in an office for a company that functionally does nothing. they dissociate until it's time to get back home and listen to classic rock or top 40 pop for an hour to wind down. dinner is unseasoned roast chicken and weak cold beer made mostly of rice. then they have missionary for 3 minutes with their hetero spouse and reminisce briefly about high school and pass out. anything that forces a deviation from this life-plan is a federal fucking offense and, in the minds of people who have fully surrendered spiritually to the midwestern mindset, heralds instant violent death. they say bulls are baited into a rage by the color red; if you show a midwesterner any color bright enough, they'll reach for a gun

[radiological-woman]

OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

[radiological-woman]

I put a smell on you

[radiological-woman]

vita does the face things with her face

[radiological-woman]

[radiological-woman]

being trans is actually the coolest

[radiological-woman]

omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

[radiological-woman]

be snobbish and thoughtful about all art indiscriminately

[radiological-woman]

komaeda isn't a danganronpa character to me anymore he's a specter haunting europe

[radiological-woman]

We’re the SAME AGE

[radiological-woman]

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

[radiological-woman]

in tears over this

[radiological-woman]

tara and energy drinks uwu

[radiological-woman]

The thing that kills me about brnine is that they don't wanna be the worst! They want to do good and help people and stuff but they have SO much baggage that they're just stuffing in a closet and not examining that they fuck up constantly.

They have to believe everything will be fine and there's a new start coming or they'll have to reckon with their past and they absolutely will not do that.

Mx "it's less than lethal" "a divine created to do evil can be used for good I swear" "I put so much of my life into developing more efficient weapons that this is the only possible way I can see of changing the world because if weapons aren't the answer what the fuck have I been doing my whole life" kalvin brnine