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reasons to love cardan greenbriar:

does not know how to fight with a sword and this is never portrayed as a weakness.

dramatic as fuck.

turned on by knives.

wears makeup (and this is never thought of as weird). would probably buy out sephora given the chance.

would scorch you in a who wore it better contest.

he was raised by a cat who abandoned him and then he got exactly one (1) hug during the whole triology and we should all hug him now because he's starved for affection.

gave us "my sweet villain"

gave us "my darling god"

gave us "my sweet nemesis"

tail.

the best snusband.

light hair touches.

coronation dress.

tricky tongue.

tricky fingers.

sly feet.

*breaks crown in half like that scene from mean girls*

"my wIFE!"

"i would. and perhaps one day i will." (internal shrieking, you know the scene)

"the hospitality of knives"

always about that consent. concerned with jude's feelings and respectful of her boundaries (at least in most of twk and qon).

also a bit of a martyr for mortals. he saves all those mortals and i-.... he was a king before he was a king.

likes to wear his crown (and party hats) crooked which like.... adorable.

overcame his drinking problem to be worthy of jude. because he loved jude.

he loves jude.

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*gets shot in the leg* “are you ok?” “i’m fine just tired haha”

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lately there have been too many days like in a row

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Partners in crime solving - Cresswell & Wadsworth:)

(”Stalking Jack the Ripper” by @kerrimaniscalco)

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Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

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Finally posting this artwork 😅 hopefully you all will like my version of Nikolai Lantsov. Character belongs to @lbardugo 

the artwork was commissioned by @candlesinbookland 

I haven’t read King of scars yet. But I shipped him with Alina in Ruin and Rising . 😁😁😁

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OMIGOD WAIT A DAMN SECOND. It’s gonna be more than one season????!!! NOW IM HAPPY 

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Been a while since I wanted to post this. Hope you guys will like it. This was commissioned by @candlesinbookland 

Nina Zenik from six of crows duology by @lbardugo

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respecting women is actually really easy so do it

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My favorite bit of folk medicine is that we’re supposed to take wormwood for intestinal parasites. It’s actually really effective, which is how wormwood got its name, but the reason it’s effective is that wormwood is literally just poison and it happens to kill the worms slightly faster than it kills you.

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ya lit meme: ⅒ series/books.

the raven cycle by maggie stiefvater.

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random person: violence is never a solution

kaz brekker, an intellectual: violence is THE solution

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Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane to their dream job in Paris for Ross fucking Geller

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Teachers: Wikipedia is very unreliable *Hands out 25 year old textbooks instead*