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i've been watching dungeon meshi

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#microwave. putting u in the popcorn option

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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you either die young having the same fandoms as your mutuals or you live long enough to watch half of them turn into hockey rpf blogs

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I have made a connection

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woe, have ophil art upon ye cus brainrot is brainrotting

#my art #o!philza #osmp philza #crowfather #crowfather served so much cunt they had to close the server </3 #he smoked too tough. his swag was too different. his takes were too nuanced. his drip too hard. they had to cancel origins

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hc!phil is just full of joy and whimsy (context to this lmao)

#qsmp philza #osmp philza #philza #philza s4 #my art

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a mf cannot read a osmp post without getting the worst brainrot ever

#txt post

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the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support

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my boyfriend btw!!!!

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something possesed me (this is a wip probably)

#my art #origins smp #osmp philza #osmp sneeg #crowfather #read that post about osmp phil and then i got hit with sudden inspiration

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(from Phil's 15th March stream VOD, at 4:41:16)

[viewer question is at 4:40:48]

phil: "[reads chat, refers back to a prior viewer question] It was Origins? Uhh... [he rereads the question again]."

'"'What led Origin Philza on the path he's on? What happened differently this time that didn't happen to the other Philza variants?'"'

"Uh, so, he was an orphan, and... he liked to believe that his parents were, like, super rich. But they weren't, and... and he just wanted to be, like-- He wanted to have everything, and own everything, and rule everything, so that he could eventually enlist the help of the people to find his parents. Because he truly believes they are still alive."

"[laughs] That's it! Origins Philza wanted to be king, by any means necessary, to find his parents. [laughs] That was the underlying thing that I was gonna reveal eventually, but we'll-- we'll never reveal it now. Like, officially-- on the server, y'know. That was like... the bit that I was gonna like--"

"It was gonna be this whole thing, where I was gonna control the server, take over everything, eventually start handing out jobs to people. And then eventually those jobs would stop being, like, interesting. They wouldn't be like, 'Build a village! Build this, build that, bababababah! Gift something to a friend.' I was gonna give people, like, literal tasks."

"And then, the tasks were gonna slowly start changing to: 'Travel 20,000 blocks in this direction, and tell me what you find.' 'Look for a tall man, with a scar on his left eye.' Like, just really obscure shit."

"And then people would be starting to worry about me, and I would stop being mean, and I'd start being really scared. [laughs] And then people would come to me and be like, "What's wrong?", and then I'd-- I'd break down. I was gonna have a breakdown, essentially... where my character just, like... either cries, or lashes out, because he just wants his parents back." [laughs]""

"[laughs, reads chat] 'WE WERE ROBBED' [responds] It's fine, now you know! Now you know. And all the riches in the world won't be able to bring them back. [laughs]"

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redesigned qphil once again lmao

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It’s official! Gee, I wonder who made this certificate of adoption?

(I made this before I left, by the way!)

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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my pookie.....

chat if I ever change my pfp to Sebastian from kuroshitsuji just know it was a moment of weakness (yana's style has made him more rounder and cute in so aiduwjej I love him)

#I was weak #I want that man pregnant

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lip filler. eyelash extensions. veneers. chemical peel. hair treatment. botox. ovulation. eye brow transplant