if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
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“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
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This is a picture of the heroic students from the University of Virginia that stood up to hundreds of white supremacists in Charlottesville tonight. They were completely surrounded. They were beaten. They were maced. The police stood by and watched it all happen. But they stood firm, yelling “Black Lives Matter!” and “No Racists! No KKK! No Fascist USA!” until the Nazis left. They were then forcefully removed by the police, who called them an “unlawful assembly.”
These college kids bravely stood up in the face of evil tonight. And they are a shining light on what was otherwise an extremely dark thing. Fuck fascism. Fuck white supremacy. Celebrate these fucking heroes.
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Queen’s Handmaiden- “Your Highness, these are the heroes whose presence you requested”
Queen- “What are your names”
Monk- “They call me the Screaming Dragon”
Queen- “Why do they call you-”
Monk- “AHHHHHHH!”
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Libra seems to be a sign that’s all about being fair, but ironically, they’re never really fair to themselves.
True fairness extends to all, Libra, and that includes you.
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a guide to the white girl's "sexy" dance
sway hips in a figure 8 motion
do this while bending the knees into a squat position
come back up
raise arms above head
look at armpit seductively
put hands in hair
don’t pay attention to the beat
at all
this is your dancefloor
you rule the school, Megan
swing those hips, you sexy bitch
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Final Boss Veigar - A Plan Takes Shape
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These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic.
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