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trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

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Gross girl art for gross girls (gender neutral)

#that's her #thats my favorite gross girl #jane prentiss

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if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he’s in the matrix? slay.

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ngl...kinda worried about this one 🧎

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

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Really hope this wasn't foreshadowing

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If you were to renverse this then it might be a suitable chart

may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

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he actually felt good about this because the colour red has more positive than negative meanings

#technically we don't know what kinda shit happened to the father #so he could've been turned into a horse

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Hozier is like if a Tumblr user time traveled to 2012. I guess.

pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

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*plants mint directly in your dash* heehee :3

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Ugh why are people so weird about weight

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I wanted to participate in Mermay for once in hopes ppl will care about my art

LOOK AT MY MERJON AU ITS A JONTIM AU PLPSPLSPSLSPSL

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Lore

The previous captain of a ship Timothy Stoker now lead was Daniel Stoker, the captain died from drowning after falling overboard during a storm that many think is due to merpeople who rule the seas

It is not related

Tim vows to avenge his brother when he takes over as Captain, hunting Merpeople and killing them mercilessly since he believed that's what they did to his brother

Jonathan Sims is the Prince of the king of the Seas, Jonah Magnus. (among other names, as his appearance is as fluid as the water they inhabit.) Jon chose the Last name ‘Sims’ to distance himself from his father, whom he was never that familially bonded to.

He learns the abilites to Know and the ability to Force people to Speak from his father, who teaches him sparingly but brutally (he abuses Jon in training sessions). He learns to shapeshift, only minutely to give himself legs and lungs if needed. His father has not yet promised to continue helping him with the rest of his abilities.

Jon owns an archival institute underwater, gifted to him by Jonah.

Jon has a friend Who is killed by the infamous pirate and Merperson hunter of the seas, And Jon turns to use his powers for once and hunt the captain down. Which results in the Captain’s crew being threatened with death and Jon forcing Tim to either die or let Them die, he uses his powers to know why Tim was doing this but it doesn't stop him from saying “you would let your crew die like you leg Danny?” and Tim takes that as implication that Jon was the one who Killed Danny.

Jon is not allowed to kill humans, not publicly, as ordered from the king, so he just sets the seas to be harsh and full of tides. This results in many of Tim’s crew dying and yet Tim and some do not. They now know that at least one Merperson has these abilities and is set on killing him.

When they meet at another standoff, Tim’s crew is gone. And so is many of Jons people in his kingdom. (not from tim). Which he visibly showed little affection but still cared for.

Jon moves the ocean water to circle Tim, making him unable to escape. Tim would think Jon is going to propose he get in the water and drown like he had years ago, and instead Jon just asks one simple question and suddenly Tim is spilling his guts and then Jon looks horrified and pleased at the same time

Jon says that he nor any of his people killed Danny, to which Tim does not believe. Jon would show tim Dannys perspective of what happened, and then does he realize that Jonah was the one to have done it, and jon seems far more horrified than Tim.

They become somewhat allies on a quest to kill Jonah Magnus, who takes the name of Elias Bouchard at this Time, Tim distrustful of him rightfully and Jon more focused on how hes being hunted by the people who either want him due to his status or his attempts to kill the king.

Overtime Tim learns to Befriend Jon, who looked positively dead inside after a year of this, and eventually fall in love.

They come to a head when they are at the Kings lair, known as the Panopticon, and they have a conversation. It goes a lot differently being,

Tim: are you sure about this?

Jon: [small laugh] No. But I love you.

Tim, without missing a beat: I love you too.

(this is the first time they admit their feelings, which gives them both a sense of dread.)

They kiss, and Jon goes to kill Jonah. This crowns him as the new king, and he is flooded with Knowledge and abilites that locks him into a coma for six months due to his body's inability to process this change. Tim copes poorly.

Jon wakes up and him and tim reunite, Jon has better control over his abilities. Jon and Tim talk about Tim becoming a merperson himself, Jon explains his reasoning for this question is because Jon genuinely loves Jon. And merpeople have a far longer lifespan than humans. Tim hesitantly agrees after Jon explains that even if he does make him into a merperson, jon can teach him how to shape-shift, with the promise that “where you go, I go” and they live together happily, not without loads of ptsd tho!!

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@jonnywaistcoat i know you can sing. Please I beg of thee

Statement of Vlad Dracula, regarding his flow. Statement begins:

Im moving different, this shit ain't nothing to me, man.

I'm smoking that nasty, mint condition, Mr. Bonzo branded zaza.

I'm snorting that shit that got me looking like Michael Shelley.

I must be in a Lonely domain they forgot that I'm him.

Eating so much Puss they call me the avatar of The Flesh.

She ride my dick so good I'm calling her The Boneturner

How can I be gay? My vase is homophobic!

Looked at the sky and it was looking back at me. Then I got straight back to fucking.

I was flipping bricks for Jonah Magnus before yall even became a Type 1 civilisation.

Shorty's ass so tight I call her The Buried

Smoking so much cush I triggered The Unknowing

Statement Ends

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they would hate each other

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guys it/its isnt a free they/them pass. guys. guys plea

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Here's a key part of the transfemme experience that is very overlooked: when you don't pass, people don't actually see you as a man, or treat you like a man.