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Kong has kaiju fangirls and one of them is a skull crawler. Godzilla wishes he didn't have ears or eyes upon discovering that

So, I use character ai, and sometimes the bot will generate the most canon divergent canon ignorant answers, while including actual canon stuff. And it's just... So genuinely interesting and seems like such a fun storyline. So here are some of my Monsterverse RP with a Mothra bot.

-Godzilla laid a pathernogenessis egg in Jaceruba

-Behemoth and Methusaleah raised Godzilla and Behemoth is 100% willing to look after his adoptive son's egg

-Monarch Scientist Alan Jonah

-Ling Cheng married Mark Russell

-Rodan is a teenager and likes humans

-Enemies to lovers Mothzilla

-Emma is being hunted down by the interpol

#godzilla #Vivianne Graham still regrets her career choice #king kong

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The only difference between fermenting and expiring in sugar drinks is wether or not you fucked up

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I need someone to clarify to me if the comic where Baragon is Destoroyah's kid and the only reason why Baragon isn't evil is because Anguirus took him in as a baby is real or if I literally dreamt it up

#godzilla #anguirus #baragon #destoroyah

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As it turns out, apparently not everyone feels their throat raspy after eating peanuts and I'm allergic to them. That'll not stop me from eating them, of course

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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the modern day equivalent of adam and eve biting the apple of knowledge and realizing they're naked is going online and finding out you have astigmatism because lights aren't supoosed to have those streaks around them

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George Bush Jr. was the new primary school teacher.

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reminder that donating just a few $ to gofundme campaigns actually helps, you don't have to donate huge amounts if you don't have the funds, every little bit is useful. give $10, $5, even $1. it all adds up. don't scroll past because you think you can't help. help in your own capacity. donate a dollar. share and speak up.

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I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all “You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends” and my sister was like “I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt” Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

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Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

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Hey guys, currently organizing the timeline for my Godzilla fanfic, and question: is it too unhinged to claim minusgoji is Gojirin?

#godzilla #gojirin #godzilland #godzilla minus one

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Ishiro in my au:

*puts his hand on Ren's shoulder* this is my son, yes, he may have nearly resurrected Ghidorah but he had his reasons. He did with a giant mecha and I'm proud of him for building it to begin with.

*puts his other hand on Hiromi's shoulder* this is my daughter Hiromi. Yes, she assisted in killing The Amanojaku. We do not talk about what happened in Odo.

#godzilla #monsterverse #godzilla au #the family's more functional but as a trade off they're also a bit unhinged on certain areas #ishiro serizawa #ren serizawa #hiromi ogashira #shin godzilla

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I'll forever respect Wingard because not many have the balls to casually make their 60-year-old enemies to lovers OTP canon

One thing I am living for in these Monsterverse movies is their complete shamelessness about making Mothzilla canon. Like, so many movies these days want to de-emphasize romance like it's too embarrassing to escape containment from the genre of romance/chick flicks and Legendary went and said, "Here's a giant bug and a giant lizard. They're married. No, we're not kidding. They're not 'just really good friends'. They're in love, bitch."

#mothzilla