Hufflepuff: did you eat all my powdered doughnuts? D:
Slytherin: ...no
Hufflepuff: then whatâs all the white stuff on your shirt?
Slytherin, panicking: cocaine
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000 -Â The universe is letting you know that new beginnings will help you elevate your vibration and connect with your full potentialÂ
111 - Youâre on the right path to abundance, alignment, and creating your dream reality. Youâre manifesting things with ease.Â
222 - Trust you are on the right path. Stay focused on the things you want in your life rather than what you donât want.Â
333 - The Universe is working with you on making your dreams a reality. Belive in yourself and trust your intuition.
444 - Your being guided and supported through whatever youâre focusing on at the moment. Donât stop, continue and keep going.
555 - A quantum leap is ahead, Embrace yourself for massive shifts. Be open to new opportunities in all areas of your life.Â
666 - Youâre distracted and need refocusing on your goals. The Universe is telling you to wake up to your higher self
777 - Youâre in the frequency of manifesting your dreams. Good things are coming your way, let it flow your way.Â
888 - Financial abundance is on itâs way to you. The Universe is letting you know youâre successful.
999 - Youâre being told to embrace change and step into alignment with your soul purpose and higher selfÂ
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Thanks for all the support.
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Just as you found this post, may you find money flowing effortlessly into your life from henceforward.
Blessed are you who read this. Manifest the receiving an abundance of money now. As the universe has been good to you, be good to another. Bless a friend and bless a stranger.
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Really pissed Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff: I've had enough of your shit. I'm not going to swallow any more of your demands so fuck off.
Slytherin: *INHALES*
Slytherin: Please marry me.
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Slytherin: I feel sad.
Hufflepuff: I have emotional jumper cables. I'll boost you. Just attach like so..
Slytherin: This is just a hug.
Hufflepuff: Is it working?
Slytherin: Yeah.
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how all slytherpuff relationships start
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Hufflepuff: *points their wand at Sly* STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING. DONâT MOVE.
Slytherin: Whatâ
Hufflepuff: I SAID DONâT MOVE
Slytherin: *freezes in place* Okay, okay! Whatâs going on?
Hufflepuff: Put your hands up!
Slytherin: ⊠*does what theyâre told*
Hufflepuff: *HUGS THEM*
Slytherin:
Slytherin: This is not fair.
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Slytherin: (dragging self to class) Mornings? More like mournings
Slytherin: I swear Iâm gonna punch the first person who talks to me
[Slytherinâs favorite Hufflepuff is walking by]
Slytherin: (to Hufflepuff, all too soon) What a lovely day!
Hufflepuff: Isnât it? I can almost smell the excitement and the promise of a new day
Slytherin: (trying to impress) If you observe keenly, the sky seems to be greeting us
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Hufflepuff: *looking up at the ceiling at 4am* why doesnât Tumblr have yellow font?
Slytherin: *looks over at Hufflepuff* one of the saddest mysteries
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Hufflepuff: *says something dumb*
Slythierin: remind me again why Iâm so in love with you?
Hufflepuff: *smiles*
Slytherin: Ah, of course
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Hufflepuff: I cried today
Slytherin: WHY
Slytherin: WHO DO I HAVE TO FIGHT
Slytherin: WHO HURT U
Hufflepuff: Disney made me cry again
Slytherin: IMMA FIGHT WALT DISNEY
Hufflepuff: HEâS FUCKING DEAD!!
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Iâm quiet because...
Hufflepuff: strength doesnât require being loud
Gryffindor: my actions speakÂ
Slytherin: I donât owe you a response
Ravenclaw: I think too much to tell you everything
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Slytherin: I want to change the world
Hufflepuff: For the better?
Slytherin: *starts sweating*
Hufflepuff: Answer me
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i   f
Draco: if I die, donate my whole body to science
Draco: except for my middle fingers
Draco: give them to Ron
Ron: fuck you too
Hermione: ...Iâm more concerned about the fact that Malfoy just said âifâ and not 'whenâ
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You canât tell me this is not Draco Malfoy
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