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*please rb w reasons or elaboration! i'm curious

#i loveee comedic acting already #i think specifically id be really good at playing the straight man

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HOT SINGLES DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE IN YOUR AREA!!!!!!!!! CLICK NOW!!!

#do you promise!!

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my bitch wife took my mortality in the divorce and now I am cursed to walk the earth a shambling husk forever trapped in the gray nothingness between the beauty of life and the release of death 👎👎👎👎

#oc: peter #(she didnt he just misses her really bad) #oc moments

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chilchuck voice alcohol never killed anyone except my dad and that has nothing to do with me. i have no plans to change my lifestyle whatsoever

#ok fine maybe i do need to get into dungeon meshi

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i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

#me unfortunately </3 #its so bad one thing goes wrong and suddenly im evil

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has this been done yet

#SCREAM #dndads

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GUESS WHO HAS JOB

#its not a big job. BUT ITS EXPERIENCE!!! #and i'll get paid #ben talks

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GUYS???

#me rn sorry guys #dndads

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dndads cast go one season without sexualizing a car

#LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE #its a time honored tradition in this podcast they almost have to at this point #dndads

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and they were galpals

#i love them so bad u dont understand #dndads

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hmm apple pie and When you wake up next to him In the middle of the night With your head in your hands You're nothing more than his wife And when you think about me All of those years ago You're standing face to face with I told you so

#STOPPPP this was the only thing i could think of when they had their little moment #'if u were a man i would think of kissing you' YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT MATT #AND 'the divorce we talked about' MATT!!!!!! #whateverrr i dont even care about them #dndads

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in the wake of us never getting a full 100% canon-confirmed oakworthy win, entering into a new season where Anthony is playing a teenage boy with a crush on a girl that goes to his school, Will Campos has the opportunity to do the FUNNIEST THING IMAGINABLE

#DSFIUFGSDFSG #dndads

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Freddie is way too powerful in this season's setting someone needs to stop him it's episode 1 and Tony already has:

A goofy silly voice

The capacity to hit children without repercussions

A gun

Literal insanity Glenn and Taylor would have dreamed of being in this position I can't wait to see this stupid man get into situations.

#he is SOOO fucking funny so far freddie always goes so hard with his pcs #dndads

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just saying i’ve never met a good bowler who’s not a lesbian

#THE MATCHING COLORSSSS #dndads

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Where it all begins...

#im so enamored with these characters alreadyyy #dndads

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kicking my legs and giggling at the sleepover. can my OC who I've never drawn or talked about play with your OC who you've never drawn or talked about

#ME #oc moments #not entirely the point of the post but i loveeee making mine and my friends oc friends or otherwise have some kind of relationship #(whatever that means) #physically have to restrain myself from going 'omg they should be friends :)' a lot #i love playing dolls with me and my friends ocs

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STOP eating salads because you want to get Skinny✋🚫 START eating salads because theyre yumby plate of leafs ✅🥗

#I LOVE SALAD #big bowl of salad i feel like a stegosaurus or perhaps a triceratops