when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
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“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”
So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.
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if u ever feel sad just look at this picture of tom hanks and jake gyllenhaal
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You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?
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When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway
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