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Before I start writing: This is a magnificent work of genius. I can see it sprawled open in my mind and it is perfect. All I need to do is write it down.
After I open a blank document: I have two half-sentences and an emoticon. There is nothing else in my brain.
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dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
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Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
Acquire several dozen limes.
Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
Marry them.
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What did Allie tell Hannah at the hospital????
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"Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I am" … And that they all know what happened that night already, they remember more than they are saying.
I think I big thing (not necessarily what she needs Han to remember but big in terms of who Ezra is) was also that she said “I should really do something about A”. Meaning maybe A isn’t the one she is scared of. Which supports my theory that Ezra isn’t “A” he is just after Ali and the one that tried to kill her and so on. When we saw her last night she was terrified of Ezra coming into the backyard. She didn’t seem scared of “A” in the hospital.
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When I hear someone mention something I obsessed with
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panic! at the deadline
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"harry james potter," harry said, "you were named after the bravest man i ever knew. it was me. i’m awesome."
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