Dialogue between Garm and the transformed Norn player character during The Last of the Giant-Kings.
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Somewhere out there, in Bellevue Washington, Rubi Bayer, content marketing manager for Arenanet since 2012, is having the worst day of her fucking career which is honestly kind of impressive
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have you been keeping kasjory in your heart?
Keep reading
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I think original Canach would and should kill Mercer Canach
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how do you guys pronounce wvw?? i know we had a poll(?) about how people say gw2 a while back but i always wonder about this as well. i either say the whole thing (world versus world) or something like. whirl-vee-whirl.
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personally, i am firmly of the belief that charr invented or at least popularized the hamburger.
because think about it. you've got a large army of mostly carnivores that need to be fed. you can't pack heavy rations, they'll just weigh your soldiers down, so you don't have enough food to go around. you can't be caught in a place for too long, so no long cooking times or overly rich meals.
so you have some soldiers mix up flour and water for a dough (you're going to war, yeast isn't going to win any battles), and have a few others hack what meat you have into mince. maybe you add some herbs to the mince for a bit of flavour. you cook the dough and mince in a pan, hells, you could probably use a shield if you put it over some flames.
the end result? some kind of hamburger, maybe not the most delectable, but at least it's something. and if you've got any left over, just wrap them in some wax paper and you've got food for later.
also i want there to be a tyrian version of this old ass meme.
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Okay quick poll because I’ve seen split opinions. Please chime in, fellow monsterfuckers.
Deimos: the og, many hands for…hugging, obsessed with an old man (relatable for many of you I’m sure), cute little lanterns on his horns, able to get Super Big in his last fight phase, definitely into bondage.
Cerus: the lil bro, fancy horns, rippling pecs, wing arms to hold you still whilst he….hugs you with his main arms, obsessed with the commander, might want to eat you in more ways than one.
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Hey guys meet my new daughter Conk Creat she has anxiety
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Drew Kaonn and Tethrius ( @hypotheticalandroid )for valentines <3 (but very late bc I had exams ;-;)
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Another drawing for ockissweek! The waifus ™️
making myself sad drawing these two because i am a horrible oc parent who planned the death of Iiolanthea somewhere around the end of PoF
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wanted to do something weird, came up with Jade Bot skins
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Nivereth for the wonderful only_fiends! I asked if I could base her design on lilies and snowdrops after seeing her beautiful in-game model and she graciously said yes 💮 I built her skirt out of a lily blossom, and her wrist cuffs, shoes, and shoulder pieces are designed after snowdrops. Her hair is also made of snowdrops, and the ties in her hair and on her dress are lily stamens. I love working on plant-based designs 💚
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My turtle arrived!!!
Amazing quality, just amazing and I'm in love with him
He stands well and you can even do a slam and he'll stand! And look he has the little seats!!!!
He now sits at the side of my desk next to my slumped out Orin plushy
Link to turtle plushie!
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