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let me paint you a picture

me, sitting down to write chapter 3 of There’s no grounds, Jawbone: im full of so many good ideas about how Bobby sees both buddy and Kristin this will be Fantastic nothing can stop me

the canon divergence fic stemming from the everything in the briefcase going Horribly Terribly Wrong instead of relatively okay: sup Bitch I exist now. you’re gonna write three more works about this

#riz gets bit by jawbone #figs curse isn’t broken and she get possessed by bakur #bitch baron might be out #I’m not mad tho bc some of its from Lydia’s pov and she deserves all the love #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #the bad kids #fhjy spoilers

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Silly warmup doodle but GODS I LOVE THESE TEENS

#AHHHHH THEYRE EVERYTHING

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One of my favorite little moments from FH sophomore year… I love gorgug carrying his friends around 😭😭

Also pretend my previous post Gorgugs eyes had black sclera <\3 oops hehe

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BOYZ NITE! SPRING BREAK, I BELIEVE IN YOUUUU!!

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bro no homo but if we were fictional characters there would be so much fanfic where we kiss

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Here's what you missed from the ScreenRant+ interviews with the Fantasy High: Junior Year cast

The reason Gorgug and Zelda broke up was a natural drifting apart. There were no animosity or harsh feelings, but Zac felt it unnatural for them to stay together for such a long time and still be true to the characters

The reason Cassandra's name is found in ancient stones and writings even though Ally was asked to make it up in Sophomore Year is because it wasn't Kristen choosing a name, it was Ally choosing the name that came to Kristen in a holy revelation of remembering a forgotten name

Ayda Aguefort wasn't removed from the season because she was too powerful to have around, but rather that Brennan genuinely felt a natural follow to her arc was to spend time creating a family bond with Arthur

All of the cast are clear with the fact that Senior Year is not being discussed at the current moment and is something that would be far in the future, but all of the cast are also excited to return to Senior Year and Brennan has plans for what he wants to expand on and plot threads in Senior Year. Additionally, Brennan said he left Sandra Lynn and her relationship to Bobby Dawn unresolved because he rather wanted to leave that storyline for a Senior Year.

Ally considers Gertie's action of immediately declaring Kristen as her nemesis after realising Kristen didn't want to be with her forever after kissing her once was Kristen "getting a taste of her own medicine" and finally being on the end of the insane chaos she's been dealing out to NPCs for years.

Emily was the one who came up with Fig taking on Gilear's bad luck/curse and she was inspired to do it by Fabian's delevelling in Sophomore Year.

After being pitched the headcanon that the adventuring party Goldenhoard was talking to in the first freshman year episodes was The Rat Grinders Brennan liked it so much he, on the spot, retconned it into canon

The cast thinks the four dogs joke is even funnier because they know Ally's mom is a dog breeder

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i think its fun that the hangman can just go dogmode whenever he feels like it now. finally he can belch lava to his heart's content

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soon it'll be dawn again

#screaming crying this is so beautiful omg #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #figueroth faeth #riz gukgak #fhjy

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Hey so that finale was crazy huh. you know what else would be crazy. if the fantasy High universe had Tumblr. lol.

(fantasy high tumblr dash: Part 2. the biggest of shout outs to @eternalduos for coming up with some of the stuff here!)

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i want to study at a Fallinese university

i will spell color as colour and use degrees Elvish. i would watch Fantasy Sherlock on FBC all night while drinking a cuppa stardust with my castlemates. i'll have flowers and owl's feathers every day that's worth 5 poems. i would go to sheet dance parties every night. i am also more likely to meet Kei Lemmenurans, Wolfsongers, Elven Sheetsmiths and the Court Of Stars.

i wish i was fallinese :(

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Hey, anybody on here into plants or gardening and stuff? I was walking my jackalope this morning and found this really weird stuff in the soil by an abandoned house, it looks like shards from a red crystal or something. I can't really pick it up on my camera though, not just cause it's so shiny, but also cause it keeps moving! Still, it's really cool, I've never seen anything like it and I'm a full wizard! Anybody know what this might be?

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Hello tortletavern %you posted this 5 days ago and i haven't se;en you post anything else doyou have any updates on the substance did you collect aany of the substance .Are you ok

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Has anyone seen my son twig gremlin. he is very sickly but very adventurous I should have never left my window open in my apartment by the farhaven woods

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I cannot believe that no one is talking about this! Did you know that a long time ago, Sol actually used to be a god of family, warmth, and judgement, and the reason he's so powerful and wrathful now is because clerics from the gods of the Mountains of Chaos tricked his clerics into worshipping a different version of the god! Can you believe that? Think about it! These are the kinds of things they NEVER taught us in school!

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OMG NO WAY!! THESE ARE EXACTLY THE KINDS OF THINGS THEY NEVER TAUGHT US IN SCHOOL!!!!!!

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I grew up in a Solian family and this makes everything make so much more sense. More people NEED to know the truth about this!

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THANK YOU OP

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Thank you OP. It's so angering and disappointing the way our society bends the truth of what really happened in history to fit their own narratives. People are quick enough to insult and mock the Solian and Helionic faiths as is, when all their religions ever have truly preached are love, family, and acceptance. I'm TIRED of everybody mocking our faiths that have existed in peace for thousands of years, it REALLY goes to show how rude, careless and IGNORANT the users of this site really are.

THANK you for letting people know the truth! SPREAD THIS! SHARE THIS!

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Hi I'm a cleric who's been studying the celestial pantheon for 600 years. This never happened

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impatient man: teleporter can you go faster im late for work

worlds most obedient teleporter: whatever you say boss

druid who turns into a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever he's traveling faster than 30 mph:

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I went to Wizard island and everyone knew you and thought your spellbook was so organized and well chosen

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I went to Warlock Island and everyone knew you and thought your pact was so cool and appropriately dastardly

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I went to Druid Island and everyone knew you and thought your defense of all of Spyre's woodland creatures big and small was so whimsical and attuned with nature

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I went to bard island and everyone knew you and thought you played your instrument so good and coolly

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No I didn't.

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Y'all anybody who's looking to take a plane shift to Hell do NOTTTT do it for a WHILE 😭😭 I was just trying to fucking visit my mom but someone let the teen archdevil's horde of fucking blood imps into the studio and they're playing their songs across EVERY SPEAKER IN THE IRON CITY OF DIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT FUCKING HEARING IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Are they cooking though?

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Well

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I was just listening to a podcast letting the next episode autoplay and they started fucking talking about this girl who used to my Classmate????? whose body they found MURDERED IN THE WOODS A FEW WEEKS AGO????????? I THOUGHT THIS PODCAST WAS ABOUT LIKE WOMEN SHARING STORIES AND LIFE ADVICE

WE SHARED A SOLESIAN HISTORY CLASS FOR 2 YEARS AND EVERYTHING AND MY FRIEND DID A PROJECT WITH HER IN CLERIC CLASS?????????????? THE DESCRIPTION SAID THIS EPISODE WAS GONNA BE ABOUT ROSALYNN'S BATTLE WITH GORGONFERN ADDICTION

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Ranger in the lgbt+ alliance said they read Warrior Sphinxes as a kid i said oh i'm sure

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Solesians be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Gravalvian war 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in immaculate conceptions 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

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That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a trap that shifted him into the Bottomless Pit. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

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How did your great grandpa falling into the bottomless pit protect this country

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ermm no way some of y'all are still posting about my//clerical//gnomace.... lol 

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?? What did they do??

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look it up yourself, it's not my job to educate you. there's just no way any of y'all should still be supporting them after y'all have seen the drummer's fantasy tweets from 7 years ago and ruben hopclap's leaked track from when he used to make ukelele music. It's not that hard to find an unproblematic band lmao

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Anybody else noticed a lot of people in their lives getting... oddly angry lately? Just like, people kinda blowing up over kinda small things, or just people who don't get angry much kind of snapping in a really weird way? I saw my brother get super mad at my other brother for doing like basically nothing the other day, it was weird, he never gets mad like that, and some people at my school I've seen act really weird and mad too. Have any of you guys seen this happen?

Maybe that's also why I keep getting angry anons in my inbox, um.To the person that still keeps sending me asks, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I think i said I thought my cat was cuter than yours, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I didn't think you'd get so mad, I didn't think you'd take it like that, please stop trying to send me curses through my phone. Please. Please. Please. I'm doing badly in my classes because I'm using all my spell slots up for counterspells, please, I'm sorry I said that.Please stop making new blogs I keep blocking them but you keep coming back or there's always another one and I'm sorry, I'n so sorry please stop, please stop, please stop

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you guys remember that kid i talked about (friends with the kid in both my clubs) who's running for class president but also keeps going to my dad's steelworker job? Well now there's two of her walking around the school...

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#the principal left and the replacement principal was killed (by her friend) now our principal is a student #i don't even know what's going on at my school anymore #this is why im a fighter man i cannot stand spell casters sometimes #the clone also talks in this accent ive never heard before (sounds vaguely fallinese but that's it) #and has this weird pattern on her pants #Wait how did someone even do that? What spell even is that?

RE: your tags, OP, That sounds like a Simulacrum spell to me. It's absolutely known about and often used by spell casters, of course, but it's also Seventh level... so only someone pretty powerful could've done it. Maybe one of your teachers? Not sure why they'd do that, but I don't go to Aguefort. Maybe learning and casting the spell was an assignment in a Wizard class or something...?

Although, I've never heard of simulacrums having different accents than their originals before. Maybe the spell was a little botched? I'm not sure.

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Why don't yew mind yer own fockin business luv

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#forever fucking obsessed with these

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I've had this sitting in my memes folder for ages, but I don't think I ever actually posted it. So, something for your consideration

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Okay we have heard four Adventuring Parties names to my knowledge

The Bad Kids

Came from all of them going to detention and Kristen calling them the "Bad Kids" and getting into a battle forming a party

The Seven Maidens

A party formed from a requirement of a prophecy

The High Five Heros

Made by one member of the party when forming

The Rat Grinders

A name change to something that the party is infamous for

My question is, is are party names required at Augefort or is it something that is optional

Most other characters refer to their parties without a name be it The Seven talking about their old parties or NPCs doing the same

#writing my max durden pov fic and I still have to come up with his party name #buts it’s very fun thinking about that other parties are getting up to during the year

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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all that glitters (is bronze)

Fabian came to school on the first day of junior year looking worse than he ever had, and Max is pretty sure that’s the exact moment the crush started.

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A series of chapters from the POV of one Max Durden during his junior year at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy, getting lit with his party, (accidentally) uncovering the fact that something is up between the barbarian and the sorcery teacher, and dealing with the fact that he’s got a massive crush on Fabian Aramais Seacaster, Maximum Legend and Captain of the Bloodrush team. (read on ao3 at rellsingsovern!)

Chapter One: September

Fabian came to school on the first day of junior year looking worse than he ever had, and Max is pretty sure that’s the exact moment the crush started.

Like, Fabian had been attractive forever. You’d have to be blind or maybe dead not to notice that. It was an indisputable fact, an inextricable law of the universe; magic takes spell slots, gravity pulls you to earth, Max was a drow, and Fabian Aramais Seacaster had always, always been stunningly good-looking. Simple and true as that. Max could acknowledge Fabian’s objective hotness even though he’d never really been into him like that.

It’s just that… he looked so different from the last time Max saw him, dragging Gorgug and Riz around his house party in the beginning of summer, before the endless night that had gone on until just two days ago, and it made Max’s heart flip around weirdly in his chest like it never had before when he looked at Fabian.

Max had only ever really spoken to Fabian after Fig and Gorgug had left for their tour in the spring of sophomore year. Like, he had seen him around in the halls throughout freshman year, enough that it was a shock when Fabian came back to school a week after prom with one missing eye, but neither he nor any of the Bad Kids were warlocks, so he had never shared a class with anyone except Kristin when the cleric, warlock, and paladin classes would have joint lectures. And even then half the time he would skip to smoke in the parking lot with Fig and Ficus.

Fabian turned up to smoke occasionally, loud and boisterous personality apparent in every step and every too-long drag he took from a cigarette, and he’d end up chatting to Max about unimportant shit without Fig there to direct his attention to. It wasn’t uncommon to see him at the local Thrallmart sometimes, a little less loud but just as boisterous, complaining about being dragged to the store by his party but laughing along with them as they went up and down the aisles together. They would always give Max and his party a wave when they crossed paths but Max was usually too busy shoplifting along with half of his own party while the other half scolded them. He had always extended informal invitations to the Bad Kids to come to his parties (they were some of the most infamous kids in school, after killing a dragon) but it wasn’t until earlier this summer that Fabian had taken him up on his offer.

It had been months since Max had seen Fabian at his party, and his silver hair was longer than Max’s was now, pulled up into a (cute) messy ponytail, and his clothing was distinctly less solesian and more elven than he used to dress. Max could count the amount of times he’d seen Fabian without his bloodrush letterman on one hand and most of them were after his adventuring party came back from saving the world from the Nightmare King, but he was wearing an obviously elven-made jacket around his waist, swirling patterns like ripples of water across the fabric. He had apparently traded the wide-bladed, curved, pirate-y weapon he used to carry for a sleek, straight sword that shimmered like a diamond in the newly returned sunlight.

Fabian carried himself differently too, more deliberate and graceful than last year, stepping lightly and quickly across the quad, and Max was almost too busy trying not to obviously stare at his sculpted arms to notice any other details. Almost.

There was a full fucking tire mark across Fabian’s face, going up across his cheek and down past his chest, disappearing under his tank top, various other marks and burns scattered across his face and shoulders. He looked like a sandstorm with a vendetta had grown legs and kicked the ever-loving shit out of him, red dust clinging to his dark skin and along his legs and torso, the muscles of which Max could see even under the fabric. Bandages were wrapped around his forearms and knuckles, the image of a classic fighter, and Max couldn’t tell if they were supposed to be red or if it was dried blood soaked into the fabric making it so. It’s probably blood, Max thought vaguely, too busy looking at the loose strand of silver hair falling in front of the swordfighter’s eyepatch, the edge of the scar visible even from this distance, his high cheekbones and slender yet powerful shoulders…

“-hearing me? Max!”

“Huh?”

His view of Fabian’s dust covered face lighting up as he saw something across the quad was abruptly blocked by a human hand waving in front of his face. “Have you even been listening to me? Gods above, it was hard enough to get you here on time, we cannot start this year with you missing the assembly again and not knowing anything that’s going on.”

“In my defense, I only missed last year’s because Arruzhir’s wild magic went off and teleported us half a mile into the Far Haven Woods.” Max responded, a little slower than he should have, attempting to shake the image of Fabian’s radiant smile, wider than he had ever seen, out of his head, as Topaz, the owner of the hand, stepped out in front of him, narrowing her eyes suspiciously at him.

His party cleric’s stormy gray eyes scrutinized Max, militaristic in the way that everything she did was, symbol of her tempest god stamped onto the hammer she carried. She twirled it idly in her hand, jaw set as she searched for something in his expression.

Over her shoulder, Fabian Aramais Seacaster threw his head back and laughed, sitting at a table with the rest of the Bad Kids (was that a trash bag he was holding?), and Max immediately felt his heart skip several beats and hoped his face didn’t flush maroon.

Gripping her hammer in her fingers, Topaz thankfully didn’t change the topic. “You know you could’ve stood to find your way back sooner.”

“Nah, we couldn’t’ve.”

“Singer is a druid.”

“And?” Max muttered, only half paying attention to the conversation at hand, eyes drawn like magnets to Fabian, who had started talking to Gorgug, gesturing to a jagged sculpture of metal in his arms.

“And? The fuck do you-”

He looks like shit, Max thought wildly. He looks like he got run over. There’s blood all over him. Are those acid burns or road rash?

“-and it was so embarrassing, being the only one in the party to even be there, and I know none of us are fucking A-team adventurer’s, but can we at least get through the first semester without skipping too many important school events?”

He wasn’t nearly this cute last year. What, he grew his hair out and lost the letterman and got run over and that’s what it takes? Why am I feeling like this?

I should go talk to him. Ask about the summer, ask what he’s doing later-

“Max! Valkur’s sake, what are you even looking at-“

“Wait, hold on-“ Max started, but it was too late. Topaz had turned around and followed his gaze right to the table of Bad Kids.

“… Are you serious? A Bad Kid?”

“Hah,” he breathed out, aiming for casually nonchalant and landing somewhere around extremely forced. “Wh- what do you even mean?”

“One of them’s obviously caught your attention.” She said, ignoring the way Max sputtered in protest. Grabbing his arm none too gently but looking at him a little softer, Topaz marched him towards the doors of the academy, which were just past the table. “C’mon, we’re meeting Rouge inside. She brought those dwarvish candies that you like. You can gossip about your crush with her.”

“I never said anything about a crush.” Max muttered, but allowed himself to be led across the grass and stone, heart speeding up with every step taken towards the table where Fabian sat.

“Arruzhir and Singer are asking what the plan is for tonight, can we go to yours after school? Or have you decided to try out for Thunderclash again this year after all?”

Max had played Thunderclash for the last two years at Aguefort, starting out with the desire to distance himself from his non-athletic mechanically inclined older brother, and had stuck with it just because he ended up being good at kicking a ball into a goal, not because of any particular interest besides. Over the dark summer he had toyed with the idea of trying it out again but found the idea of having more time to spend with his party much more enticing.

Topaz, his best friend, had encouraged him to at least find an extracurricular to replace it, but Max hadn’t landed on anything that drew his attention one way or another.

Fabian locked eyes with Max as he passed, giving a little wave and a grin. The tire mark looked even worse up close, the burns even harsher, the messy silver ponytail even cuter, the glinting gold of his eyepatch even more magnetizing.

Not gold, Max thought, stomach flip-flopping again. Bronze. It’s darker than gold, but not duller. Suits him better.

“Actually,” he said. “I think I might go for Bloodrush this year.”

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #the bad kids #fhjy spoilers #fabian aramais seacaster #max durden #does anyone even ship this? #where my max durden enjoyers at #I know you’re out there

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let's dance

close up of them........... theyre soooo super cute to meeeee v_v)) i love you bisexuals of color............. i love them too much i think fabian deserves to be with a sweet passionate girl who loves him for who he is and not go through messy toxic situationships anymor e wuhhhhh

#god I love Mazey this is so cute #fantasy high junior year #fabian aramais seacaster #mazey phaedra #dimension 20

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riz feeling guilty for putting pressure on fig and kristen, and then fig and kristen (especially kristen!) being grateful to riz for pushing them to do greater things than they would have otherwise… yeah that brought tears to my eyes

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our intrepid heroes are growing up 🥲