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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating

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nice 😎

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

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listen to that sweet kitty cat engine 😍

#mostlycatsmostly #white cat #purring #kitty purrs #cat asmr #asmr sounds #cat purrs #cute

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listen to that sweet kitty cat engine 😍

#white cat #purring #kitty purrs #cat asmr #asmr sounds #cat purrs #cute

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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im not particularly religious but i think it’s very cute that Trans Day of Visibility and Easter are on the same day this year :)

its no question that something like this could be triggering or upsetting to a number of queer ppl given the current sociopolitical climate, so i want everyone to remember that u are loved! Regardless of what u or others believe, there are ppl who will love and support you always. Give yourself patience and treat yourself with care!!!

happy and peaceful TDOV everyone!! And Easter to those who celebrate :D

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obsessed with this heraldic beaft i saw on twitter

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this is the face she makes while listening to Japanese synth

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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Meet Rastapopoulos Majimagoroalloneword

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Westland Giftware Spock dog figure