yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
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you have a feeling it's going to be a long day
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It just so happens that today, the 10th of April, is this young man’s birthday.
Happy birthday to the Homestuck Beta! Brought to you in glorious squiggle-vision
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really quick drawing of jade , i speedrun this shit in 1 hour dhdhsfsf
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nep is explaining how to make a hopper clock :)
also this nep is VERY heavily hced but i’d prefer it if only he/xe were used for xem bc they r special hcs in my brain :)
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> John, Rose, Dave, Jade: Assemble
Ahhhh yesss you guys have no idea for how long ive been wanting to post all four together :D
This is it, i can die happy now
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ahhhh here’s your request and THANK YOU it really helped me climb out of that art block uwu
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BEDSTUCK
my contribution to the crabapple zine!!!! you can get it here!!
this is almost just an elaborate game of spot the difference lmao
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The only known copy of the Hussie “First Folio” of c. 1625 exists in fragments in the Bodelian Library (MS. Eng. misc. c. 413). No publishing details are available, provenance is unknown.
Prologue:
The uncertain glory of an April day,
Which now shows all the beauty of the sun,
Limns a youth upon which no name did weigh
These thirteen springs. That burden will be one
He will take up this morn, and so in this
This gentle youth becomes a gentleman,
By taking on the name that’s rightfully his -
A token that betokes a divine plan.
Where others, who did Fate give name at birth
Can have no say in what their fortune tells
(Whether lives of misery or of mirth),
This youth may choose his Heavens, or his Hells.
He stands now at the door of childhood’s room,
Now Let him learn his name, and learn his doom.
Act 1, scene 1
Voice: Enter name.
Boy: Letters are appearing! As if drawn by
Some fiery hand - and now I ken they spell
The name “Zoosmell, Lord of Dung”? Fie on this,
Fie! A shallow jest - better be the names
Of rustics than nobility besmirched.
Voice: Try again.
Boy: More words appear, these pleasing to the eye -
I’ll be “John Egbert”, a name for saints and
Kings, I trow. Now to take up arms and go,
But where among these cakes and bills for rude
Entertainments could they be? In this drawer?
Looks in drawer
Boy: No arms. Damn my addled mind: they rest
Beneath the cake inside yon magic chest.
Voice: Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST
Boy retrieves arms
Boy: No antics or hilarity for now,
I must needs store these in my Sylladex.
What else lies here? Some Gyves that feign to lock,
A Blade that cannot wound, a Hat, a Mask,
Tricks to mimic smoke or blood, a Treatise
On japes, a Volume on the life of a
Man of wisdom who traffick’d in dark arts.
All this I fain would take ‘gainst future need,
For now mayhaps this smoke will show it’s meed.
Takes smoke pastilles
Boy: Alas! my arms I now can’t bring to hand!
This Sylladex is like unto the sack
That peddlers use to cart about their wares –
And all that they have pack’d must be unlade
‘Ere that which they pack’d first will come to light.
No matter now: anon I’ll set it right.
Examines bill
Boy: No spirits be as facinerious
As these. Though fell be their actions and their
Passions run to black, these hell-kites’ exploits
Enthrall me and I can’t abjure their charms.
How now, a note? My father left this here,
A birthday gift to mark my thirteenth year.
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ARANEA: Meenah, what the heck are you–
MEENAH: no shut up
MEENAH: just shut the fuck up ok
ARANEA: I–
MEENAH: i was worried fuckin sick over you okay
MEENAH: you were fuckin dead and you left me all alone
ARANEA: …
MEENAH: you big huge fat nasty trash of a jerk you left me all the goddamn alone
ARANEA: …I’m sorry, Meenah. Forgive me?
MEENAH: pftt
MEENAH: shore
MEENAH: i GU-ESS i could do that
ARANEA: :::) <3
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lined some les8ifins and i would have coloured but i FORGOT MY WATER COLOURS URF!!!!!! >:T
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cute girlfriends(maybe?????) in this au complete with the instagram yellowy tint an all
meenahs got more piercings now that shes all grown up
i kept the trolls as trolls WHATS LOGIC HAHA
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