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imagine you're anthony bourdain getting invited by maxim de winter to his beautiful estate in manderley to record an upcoming Food Network special. you have a michelin star level meal and then maxim starts ranting about some woman named rebecca and how this bitch ruined his life through her manipulative gorilla grip pussy and baby trapping. maxim starts crying when you point out a hole in his bullshit story and then mrs. danvers, the housekeeper who has been creepin in the corner this whole time, levitates off the ground and yells "HE SAID NO PICKLES" before you get a sudden flashback to when you were 20 years old in a stank ass apartment, offering to suck mrs. danvers' cock to stop the telekinetic torture she's inflicting on your body for trying to fuck mr. de winter while high on drugs. well something really similar happened to my grandpa daniel molloy

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emmy emmy emmy emmy emmy

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hii i recently fell in love with movies again so i made a uquiz where you can find out which actor would play you in a film about your life.

#katharine hepburn #i am not worthy #upper class girlie of my dreams

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he’s a 10 but he has no shifgrethor

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what’s really ridiculous about this whole set up is that Louis says that he wants to write a book. A book?! We may laugh at Armand the ipad baby but Louis is straight up antediluvian

He should do it talk show style - my pitch is having a live audience, statements from witnesses (via medium), a panel of experts including a licensed therapist, bartending segment where a mixologist prepares a signature drink for the theme of the episode, and of course backstage Lestat commentary

#iwtv #amc iwtv

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Im calling it now - the mysterious buyer that armand has to vet is lestat

sources: white mold covering my prefrontal cortex

#iwtv #daddy long dick landed in dubai

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#oh thats me

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in my katharine hepburn era.. by which i mean i just watch her movies every night and hope for some kind of mystical spirit transference to occur

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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

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Skilltober #19 - Hand/Eye-Coordination

#i think i hauve covid #sunrise parabellum

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Un jour je serai de retour près de toi

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challengers (2024) is over 2 hours long but it understands that the perfect film is 1h30 and it solves the problem of the extra minutes by making you feel like you’re on amphetamines. that and the electro music

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CHALLENGERS (2024) Dir. Luca Guadagnino

#them

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#i am looking… respectfully #he could play adam parrish i just know it

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watched first episode of ripley and man, im so embarassed.. his vibes are rancid.. exhibiting swagless behavior.. i feel that should be private, i shouldnt be witnessing this

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“Have you ever noticed when you’re tired, your fingers don’t grip things as tightly as they should? That things slip through them more often than you wish? I feel as though I am those fingers and life is slipping through me.”

— Kelsey Danielle, from “Life And Other Things.”