i'm not asking too much, i just want someone to be obsessed with me for life
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pass the yaoi friday
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no toxic cod bros it’s not the “new fans.” theyve been shoving these homos faces together like barbie dolls since 2011.
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whispering to pornstar!gaz that i want him to breed me and have his babies mid shoot just to see what happens
mans would be so mad, because that really gets him going. like i'm talking, you whisper that in his ears and he's pumping two more times before he's filling you with cum. can't even think of a response. and you laugh and giggle like a little menace as he hides his face in your neck while everyone on set is just like "???"
chastises you. tells you that you can't say things like that to him on set. complains how you're gonna be the fucking death of him. but maybe he wouldn't mind that either, lmao.
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Y/N: *laughing* is there anything you can’t do?
Ghost: Gather up my wits and ask you out
Y/N: What?
Ghost: What?
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He sounds so incredibly British here
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"just stay neutral and dont take sides" um no. fuck you and fuck israel. free palestine 🇵🇸
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“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories
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tummy bulge with konig... the way he'd tease you about it :(
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he’s so mean and smug about it. pressing down on the indent of his thick cock with a large, warm palm, his smile cocky and mocking because he knows his dick is so big you can feel it in your stomach, and the pressure on your little womb is so overwhelming for you. tears are already crystallizing in the corner of your eyes, the breath knocked out of your lungs from how fucking deep he is. and he’s relatively unbothered apart from the way he’s engrossed in the sight. “look at that, maus. feel me right here, ja?”
he’ll patronizingly shush your whines and attempts at forming words, bringing your shaky hand down to hold over the bulge when you try to grasp his arm for purchase. slow grinds to make sure you feel him turn into rough thrusts that send the headboard knocking loudly against the wall and your body up the mattress. you fit his cock like a glove, he might as well be considered another organ.
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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop
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I sit and think about how we’re all just walking our individual paths but sometimes our paths align perfectly with someone else’s and you either walk the rest of your lives together or it’s just for a brief moment in time and you carry on. We’re really all just walking each other home. Life is so magical.
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can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now
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why is there no emoji for pinky promises. what have we come to as a society
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Excuse me but I need to let anyone without tiktok know about Neil's replies, he's such a silly guy I might love him
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