riverthebooknerd

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Literally nothing makes me happier than the idea of hunting Elon Musk for sport. I am completely serious. The thought actively brings joy to my day.

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#poll #polls #tumblr polls #stardew valley #video games #steam games

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damn not me literally hearing sirens outside my window rn lol

living in america is funny though i was talking to corn on the phone and i heard gunshots outside and i went “something’s happening out there” and they said “that’s so scary that’s crazy” and i said “you live in a city don’t tell me you’ve never heard gunshots before” and they said “no because i live in australia . we don’t have guns.”

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"disney is planning a kingdom hearts movie" lol. lmao even. if even a single fucking writer actually thinks they can get the plot of ONE (1) game into a <2hr movie they are delusional at best. do a tv series you fucking cowards

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Neil my dude, after showing my mother season one of Good Omens and my dad seeing a bit of it I mentioned you also wrote Coraline and either my mom or dad (don't remember which one said it) said you must have been a weird kid.

Could you please confirm or deny whether or not you were a Weird Kid™?

I was a weird kid.

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too sleepy to elaborate at this time but I miss the old fandom culture of interacting with fanfic writers and fanfic artists as members of the fandom community who enjoyed engagement and discussion and feedback instead of the modern trend of seeing us as content creators up on a pedestal who don't need positive feedback but DO need to churn out constant content to feed the a03 machine

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Source

#recipes

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neurotypicals will be like "you can't self diagnose" and then diagnose everyone they dislike as a narcissist

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im going to be honest and frank with y'all.. some of you guys are so determined to hate the harmless things you hate that you start hating the people that like that thing and it's kind of really embarrassing

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Whenever I see someone complaining about production values in preschool television going down the toilet these days, I've gotta wonder: did I sleep through some era of elevated production values for preschool-targeted media? Like, sure, children's television with decent production values has always existed, but such shows have never been the median. When I was a kid the median for preschool television was some dude in a cheap Renfaire costume arguing with a sock puppet and playing the recorder. There was one set, two speaking characters (if you count the puppet), and no script at all, and by God, we liked it that way.

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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"that character isn't trans" oh yeah? did they tell you? did they explicitly say that they're not trans? did they have a character arc solely focused around their lack of dysphoria? did their personality revolve around them being cis? no? well then

#trans #river rambles

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The difference between 👀 and 👁️👁️ to me

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

#come here fam *hugs* mwah mwah i am kissing you on the head and patting your back it's gonna be okay

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I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket