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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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sorry I liked your post a second after you posted it I don’t have a life

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just played quiplash

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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#alomomola with a sandyghast partner #yaaaaaaay?

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tumblr poll simulator

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i literally just played quiplash in a nsfw furry server what the fuck do you mean they're making a jackbox party pack but for sex

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i think this guy is actually pretty cute but he's only romancable in the ds port of the original (where you can romance him as a girl) and not the remakes that let you be gay and it's so annoying because literally all the male bachelor designs are such nothing to me.

it is actually kinda insane though that stardew valley managed to be so successful by just being "harvest moon but gay" because it very little appeal otherwise, and i know that's mean but it's true.

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the newest harverst moon games (they're called story of seasons now cause weird copyright issues) have a similar issue where you can actually be somewhat gay now, but all of the romance options are really boring bishie designs, which is frustrating because they CAN design more diverse male body types, but it's always for npcs they don't think you'd want to fuck and it's so annoying.

it is actually kinda insane though that stardew valley managed to be so successful by just being "harvest moon but gay" because it very little appeal otherwise, and i know that's mean but it's true.

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what are you trying to say these designs are extremely boring and heterosexual or something. that's not a question actually

it is actually kinda insane though that stardew valley managed to be so successful by just being "harvest moon but gay" because it very little appeal otherwise, and i know that's mean but it's true.

#harvey is fine

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like yeah i'll admit i ate up a little but like i also think roadhog's hot but i wouldn't say overwatch has great body diversity when it's only fat character is only fat because he's suppose to be ugly and appealing by design. like there still needs to be like. actual representation that's not a joke, like that's actually important

it insanely funny that one of the more popular complaints of hades is that for a game that's main appeal seems to be "it has hot people in it but in a progressive bisexual way" it seemed to lack real body diversity, and in response they decided their one fat person should be the greek god that was so canonically ugly his parents threw him off a mountain

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it insanely funny that one of the more popular complaints of hades is that for a game that's main appeal seems to be "it has hot people in it but in a progressive bisexual way" it seemed to lack real body diversity, and in response they decided their one fat person should be the greek god that was so canonically ugly his parents threw him off a mountain

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alison bechdel's lesbians and gerard donelan's gay men