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#this is literally me and @suiheisen posing for purikura together

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the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

#so this is why people watch hockey huh

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gotta love baseball

#HELLO??? ashekdjdkdksks

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IMPORTANT opening day content: dekopin ohtani attends his first dodgers game (a good boy. the best boy. let him play ball.)

AND giggly shohei and yoshi content. two bros sitting with their knees pointedly not touching.... complimenting each other on how pretty they are, because they’re not-

#shohei-yoshinobu senpai-kouhai era #i am LOVING it #i only want good things for them #also like what was that game? to give each other loving praise? while staring lovingly into each other’s eyes? #and not giggle about it?

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silly little sport… i imagine being a professional baseball player is like being paid to play in the dirt with your friends during recess

#playground sport <3

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What a take. A few years ago he wasn’t fit to be the face of the sport because he “can’t speak english”. Now he’s spoiled and pampered. Sports media and fans stop trying to demonize the man challenge.

#ugh i’m mad #baseball #shohei ohtani #los angeles dodgers #mlb

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Why is this so funny? “He’s too much of a baseball nerd”

ippei… why

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#sjk????? #HUH

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#i need him carnally

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shohei and his wife mamiko, who was a former pro basketball player

#MY TWO WIVES

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and some yoshi!!!!!

#cute cute cute

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#SHOHEI FINGERHEARTS

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two bros… sitting in the dugout… touching their palms together and comparing hand sizes… this is what baseball is about

#WISH THAT WERE ME #EITHER OF THEM #BOTH OF THEM

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congrats shohei!

#awwww good for him #my wife now has a wife

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this is how we grow the sport

#i’d pay Good Money to watch shohei run around in these pants on a rainy day