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Rúvaran is so funny. "My kill-beasts will take care of you," sir what you've got there is a pair of hill beasts which you have strapped knives to. And now you're calling them kill-beasts. What are you, five?

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Sorry for all the Rúvaran posting today, this guy appears exactly twice in the game and he left me gobsmacked both times and I'm just now finding my voice. He's a genius. He's a moron. I'm obsessed with him

#lotro #leonys is obsessed with him too to be entirely fair

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"A crown ill fits two heads" Oh yeah because the two dwarf princes are having so much worse of a time getting along than you, the dragon, the orc, the Dourhand, the other Angmarim, the giants, the Trév Duvárdain, there's a hobgoblin in this mix somewhere who also doesn't seem to get on with anyone else

#lotro #like i feel like its very telling that theres a whole host of angmarim in gundabad #and like 90 per cent of them are after an oath stone and its just you and your one buddy whos after this durins anvil plot #what im saying is that i dont think even the other angmarim like you sir

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Love when we all keep reblogging the same ‘reblog to hug prev’ post. Like yes!! Group hug!!!

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Always love how much folklore especially creature folklore emphasizes that there is a way for you to win. These are the steps to ensure the dead don't rise: take them out through a hole in the wall and give them iron shoes. Vampires cannot abide sunlight. If you hear a dog howl on a churchyard path turn around and get home as fast as you can. Iron and salt and the colour red. None of this doomed idea, the world is incomprehensible but if you're a bit clever you'll survive it just fine, there's always ways out.

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all public bathroom stalls should have little trash cans in them

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For that matter, what was his plan for the little detail where he was going to be on top of the mountain when it collapsed

#lotro #10/10 villain #motivations and goal: very clear #plan: incomprehensible

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reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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Rúvaran is so funny. "My kill-beasts will take care of you," sir what you've got there is a pair of hill beasts which you have strapped knives to. And now you're calling them kill-beasts. What are you, five?

#lotro #'im gonna collapse this entire mountain and crush my enemies' #whats your plan for when half of it slides right on down into the rift of nurz ghashu and all of That comes spilling out #supremely pissed off because you dropped a mountain on their heads

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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"Don't use Libby because it costs libraries too much, pirate instead" is such a weird, anti-patron, anti-author take that somehow manages to also be anti-library, in my professional librarian-ass opinion.

It's well documented that pirating books negatively affects authors directly* in a way that pirating movies or TV shows doesn't affect actors or writers, so I will likely always be anti-book piracy unless there's absolutely, positively no other option (i.e. the book simply doesn't exist outside of online archives at all, or in a particular language).

Also, yeah, Libby and Hoopla licenses are really expensive, but libraries buy them SO THAT PATRONS CAN USE THEM. If you're gonna be pissed at anybody about this shitty state of affairs, be pissed at publishing companies and continue to use Libby or Hoopla at your library so we can continue to justify having it to our funding bodies.

One of the best ways to support your library having services you like is to USE THOSE SERVICES. Yes, even if they are expensive.

*Yes, this is a blog post, but it's a blog post filled with links to news articles. If you can click one link, you can click another.

#yeah instead of not using libby because its expensive dont use libby because it fucking sucks #im not advocating for pirating the books btw. message the overdrive foundation and tell them to scrap libby and bring overdrive back #and in the meantime go to the physical library if you can and onlybuse libby if you absolutely cant #(or if they dont have what youre looking for)

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#im so immune to the fear of readers making it weird when i write about nonsexual physical intimacy between two characters of the same gender #but evidently i have never done it to this extreme with characters of different genders #even though fundamentally its not really different. idk #ongoing mantra: its not my problem of someone else makes it weird. its not my problem if someone else makes it weird. its not --

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#depends on the humidity

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I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way but Europe is kinda like a miniature America. All the landscapes and trees and stuff are SMALL, they're little versions of the stuff we got going on over here. Even your big things, like the alps, are so cute. You could put a fun roller coaster up there and make it a little ride for the kids.

#the comments herebare a radioactive treasure trove #i think my new favorite is someone saying the caspian sea is the largest lake in the world #the caspian. Sea

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I should make more AUs for my OCs

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Oh you can just buy an ocarina for like $30 huh

#should i learn to play the ocarina #i would use it in public