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Meeting a coati

English added by me :)

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day 25 of filming for bedtime for bonzo (1951). beloved monkey actor bonzo suddenly goes rogue and starts strangling star actor ronald reagan by the necktie. at that moment, a monk peacefully tending a buddhist temple in chinatown looks up, his expression suddenly full of determination. he runs all the way from chinatown to the set, crashing in just before ronald reagan is about to die and hitting bonzo with a rolled up newspaper. “what did i TELL YOU about killing CIVILIANS” he says. bonzo glares at him with clear human intelligence. “are you fucking kidding me he’s got such an obvious evil aura if you just use your eyeballs to look at him,” he says, gesturing to ronald reagan’s swollen face and distended eyes. “i’m going to count to three and if you haven’t put the actor down by the time i get to three then i’m going to call guanyin,” says the monk. “oh fuck you. fuck you for real,” bonzo says, but he still puts ronald reagan down. “someday you’re gonna see that i was right.” the cameras have been rolling this whole time, and the studio manages to somehow incorporate this into the final cut, although since the two were speaking middle chinese the meaning of their conversation is completely ignored. bonzo and the monk watch it in theatres together. sources report that they split a popcorn, but bonzo ate practically all of it, and after he stole a slurp of the monk’s coca cola the monk just handed over the bottle

i wish i had two bizarre and perhaps steampunk-like devices, one of which brings fictional characters into the real world and the other of which is a time machine. i want to take sun wukong to early 1950s hollywood and encourage him to take the stage name “bonzo.” first of all it would be fun to see him drunk on hollywood stardom. but more importantly i trust he would succeed where that other chimpanzee failed

#ryddles

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i wish i had two bizarre and perhaps steampunk-like devices, one of which brings fictional characters into the real world and the other of which is a time machine. i want to take sun wukong to early 1950s hollywood and encourage him to take the stage name “bonzo.” first of all it would be fun to see him drunk on hollywood stardom. but more importantly i trust he would succeed where that other chimpanzee failed

#ryddles

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#3 is at 34.4 so go with 1 or 2

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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26 April 2024

Environmental engineer and public health consultant Dr. Tamer Al-Najjar reports that despite the occupation’s attempt to destroy it, the Indonesian Hospital will be back to operation within the next few weeks. Work is also already underway to return Al-Shifa Hospital to operation, which we have seen from the social media accounts of staff members.

There is never a time to lose hope, but especially not now. Gaza lives, and Palestine WILL be free in our lifetimes.

#palestine

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not to promote misogyny but i think this should happen i think it would be really funny

#liu bang #< prev your mind

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

#sturgeonettes <3

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They need to invent time travel so that I can introduce the phrase go whiteboy go to mid eighteenth century cork

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I don't understand why there's yaoi of 漢哀帝? whos the other guy

jesus from the bible

#in love with this string of words

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welcome back bisexual bixia

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#you know it baby #not very good fanfic!! but that’s not the point

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and to be clear they absolutely do have a level of intimacy and camaraderie incomparable to any of their other relationships. it’s just that they got there through multiple lifetimes of playing the russian knife game together shitfaced and blindfolded to relax from the horrors they just committed. you can’t unconditionally love someone into that kind of a connection

everyone looks at jing beiyuan and zhou zishu’s relationship and feels so jealous they start getting dizzy and seeing stars and meanwhile jing beiyuan and zhou zishu’s favorite thing to do together is play a game called “who can come up with the worst coping mechanism”

#ryddles

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everyone looks at jing beiyuan and zhou zishu’s relationship and feels so jealous they start getting dizzy and seeing stars and meanwhile jing beiyuan and zhou zishu’s favorite thing to do together is play a game called “who can come up with the worst coping mechanism”

#zhou zishu wins btw #ryddles

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"We'll be back to rebuild it" Gaza, 2024

#palestine

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thank you tuoi tre news this is the funniest way you can post this

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it is entirely possible that i like tortilla chips too much

#ryddles