sometimes i like to imagine i’m a fictional guy’s PR manager because i’m a masochist and love the idea of how many ulcers the job would give me
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giving astarion either the magic initiate: sorcerer feat or 1 level of storm sorcery and flavouring it as astarion slowly gaining a bit of naviidi's innate magic as he feeds off of his blood, and naviidi noticing astarion inheriting this very personal part of himself and teaching him how to harness it properly
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I like Astarion still, just it's that i am in love with Minthara. 😳
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Perhaps this is an unpopular opinion, but I truly cannot understand how anyone can hate any of the companions.
Every one of those lil freaks is my babygirl and I will fight for them
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That one post that goes “sometimes you have to be mentally ill to be mentally well if you think Naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth then do it” that’s what your Astarion hair care comic is to me.
(I am trying So Hard right now not to touch my hair while it dries)
@poisonhartfrog Astarion Approves of your restraint!
When I made those hair care comics on a whim a few months back I never thought that they might actually be useful to anyone! It’s a delight to know it has been for you.
Keep on treating your locks with the lusciousness you deserve! You know he would.
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Charlie and i’s long drive vod is up NOW WAHOO
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ft my guy silas
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there’s not a single bad song on ttpd
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— so long, london
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"i feel like laughing in the middle of practice, do that impression you did of your dad again" REDDIE MENTION !!!!
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If you play as Shadowheart and turn to Selune and then go confront Viconia with Jaheira, Minsc, and Minthara, I feel like that should do enough psychic damage to instantly kill her
Like imagine you kidnapped a kid and raised her in a cult and took all her memories and sent her off on a mission and she somehow managed to not just turn against your religion, not just turn to the religion in direct rivalry with yours, not just defy you and turn to her own goals, not just come back and confront you over it, but she came back with two idiots you used to hang out with over 100 years ago who definitely just came here to shit talk and annoy you, and the most unimportant loser ass Baenre she can find who still has a massive superiority complex
That’s like a targeted hate campaign at this point and should kill her right there. Boo will handle the rest of them.
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