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"I think it's sweet," Steve says.

Robin wrinkles her nose. "Nothing about Eddie Munson is sweet. He's a sewer rat, at best. Or like twenty opossums in a trench coat."

"Opossums are cute."

"He probably has rabies."

"You say that about me all the time, so I guess that's good. We'll have rabies together."

"He gave you a rock."

"You give me rocks all the time," Steve says, rolling his eyes. He runs his thumb along the textured edge of the rock Eddie'd handed to him.

"Yeah, good rocks." Robin scoffs. "That one sucks."

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I just gotta say it’s an interesting choice to have a closed curtain behind Lover’s Lake in the same episode as Murray gives his curtain speech (2x05 Dig Dug).

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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

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You were kidnapped by a cult to provide sacrificial blood to summon a demon. They manage to finish the ritual and you see a hunky man standing at the centre of the summoning circle, looking confused as fuck, who goes from confused to enraged as he figures out you did not give consent.

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I'd really just love for Stobin to have a cat in their little apartment that CONTINUALLY catches this same bat, same one. Each time. Stobin KNOW it's the same bat, because it has a little scar on its tiny lil fuzzy cheek.

The cat never HURTS the little bat, but it just, catches it and takes it home.

Each time, they take it out away from the apartment, away from the confusing lights and release it back into the wild, because it's a healthy lil bat, really enjoys landing on Steve's head, much to Steve's amusement and Robins panic over rabies.

What they don't know, is the bat is in cahoots with the cat, and just can't seem to find the right time to turn back into his humanoid vampire self and admit his big dumb gay crush on Steve.

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i’m not sure with the hight anymore so i js did what i remembered their last counted hight was but anywayssss.. HERE’S HOW I VIEW BYLER :))💙💛

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whoops I dropped this OH HI BYLER TUMBLR! y'all eating good with this one

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I could see Mike doing his own version of the van scene/Will's painting confession in S5 where, because he is a writer, he tells a little story but it's clear to us and Will that the characters are stand-ins for their own relationship and reveals his feelings for Will.

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Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

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working on this instead of finishing my other 91782481730 wips. ft. Will's s5 curly bowlcut

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if byler isn’t canon the mike pulling away storyline literally makes zero sense for his character because how does a he go from season 1 and 2 mike who would do anything for will to not even being able to play dnd or hug him.

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"you read a lot, right?"

"yes!"

"what are some books you've read recently?"

"uhh i don't remember"