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roykors · 9 years
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"I made a statement. Didn't have to get all fuck you defensive, Stace."
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—Well, you know what buddy? People yelp, I fucking yelp, especially when I’m about to fall down the stairs. So, eat my shit, I’m a yelper.
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roykors · 9 years
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"With a yelp that loud, I don't know if it would've gone unnoticed."
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And here I was hoping no one saw that…
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roykors · 9 years
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"Are you okay? That look like it hurt..."
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roykors · 9 years
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Kids? No. Just a brother who I feel is one.
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I suppose so. But what about you? Any kids?
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roykors · 9 years
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-- And your car.
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Then what would be the fucking point of being a speed demon? I’d loose my rep.
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roykors · 9 years
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I guess that's what keeps parenting fun, no?
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It’s just hard not to smile at my girl. The thought of her being a psycho is just hilarious.
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roykors · 9 years
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If my advice serves as any light in a dark tunnel, perhaps you should keep the speed demon at bay by recklessly driving in moderation.
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—Possibly? I mean, they don’t call me speed demon for nothin’. But all jokes aside, I think I’m a pretty fantastic driver. Just, bad things happen to good people is all.
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roykors · 9 years
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Alright, Stacy. Well, were you "driving recklessly?"
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First off, let’s stop with the whole Miss thing. Like, I get it, you have manners— but it makes me feel about ten years older than I actually am. It’s Stacy, okay? Second, my bumper came off. I was— “driving recklessly”, as a coworker of mine so nicely puts it.
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roykors · 9 years
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I'll just let you think whatever you want to think, miss. What're you even in for? Failed engine? Coolant leak?
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Alright, I was— “In the way”. We’ll just go with that.
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roykors · 9 years
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Ah, well I shouldn't take more of your time, if that's the case. Here's your wallet.
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Work… I’ve got work, that’s why.
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roykors · 9 years
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I'm sorry to kick you off your pedestal, but I wasn't looking at you for that reason. It was more about you being in the way of the monitor I'm supposed to be viewing .
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Let me think about that… yeah, no.
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roykors · 9 years
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That's the point of the show, isn't it?
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Do you think I’d actually have to buy a house to be on House Hunters?
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roykors · 9 years
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I apologize...? Despite not being that person.
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To the person who sat next to me today: I’m terribly sorry, but please don’t sit next to me on public transport if you’re going to suck on a pencil and talk obnoxiously loud on the phone the entire time. If you wanted to see the complete opposite of classy and considerate, that would be it.
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roykors · 9 years
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Don't you think your assumptions are a bit far-fetched, miss?
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—I expect an explanation as to why you’re practically undressing me with your eyes. 
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roykors · 9 years
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If you hadn't that smile on your face, I would've been worried about this entire conversation.
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She pulled a knife on me.
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Kidding. She’s an angel.
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roykors · 9 years
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Must be the look on my face. I can't say I'm a stranger to that comment.
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My bad. Either you’re not a fan of donuts or you just have.. a certain look on your face at all times..
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roykors · 9 years
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You dropped your wallet, by the way. Don't know why you were in such a rush.
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Oh, okay. You’re excused.
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