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guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee

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#resippy #ya my mom does this sometimes

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"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything

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Im gonna take a swing at rephrasing this one. If you are not yourself transfeminine but are genuinely worried about "transfem seperatism", the best thing you can do to stop it is to make sure that you and the queer spaces you inhabit are welcoming to transfems- loud transfems, big transfems, kinky transfems, transfems who may not look like what you think they should. Check your biases, notice how many trans women actually stick around and act comfortable in your friend groups or game nights or clubs. Notice how you treat them. Ask yourself if you're holding them to a higher standard and quick to believe they're an aggressor or predator.

If that sounds like too much work or like it's not your problem, then you have no right to complain when we pack our things and leave.

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english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.

#i personally do enjoy pronouncing pakige as パキゲ but ya

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thinking about how the mermaids swam away when laios started singing

at first i though they were offended that he interrupted their song but then i thought about it some more and like. imagine having a specific song you use to lure in prey and suddenly the prey starts singing back. in your language. if an animal of a different species started singing a song you know in your language, you'd probably run away too

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Sometimes I feel I've got to

Run away

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i'd hesitate to call the tim burton alice in wonderland movie good but the scene where mia wasikowska uses her daily pre-antipsychotics era coping affirmations to slay the Slenderdragon was kind of real as fuck

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THE DAY OF LANGUAGES!!!

This 7th of May, 2024, we use our own language again!

If your language, native or not, is something other than English, on May 7th you can speak that language all day!

You’ll blog in your chosen language(s) all day: text posts, replies, tags (except triggers and organizational tags).

Regardless of what language people choose to speak to you, you can answer in your own.

Non-verbal, non-written languages (like sign language, dialects, otherwise non-written languages) are more than welcome! See my FAQ for tips

English native speakers can participate in any other language they're studying/have studied/know.

The tag is gonna be #Speak Your Language Day or #spyld for short.

Please submit me some language facts for me to share on this day <3

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People have said before that ADHD can make you really good in a crisis/emergency situation and i Never believed them because i'm always so bad at handling My Own emergencies but i'm quickly discovering that i do fine when it's Someone Else's emergency. like something in my brain is just like "Okay! here are the things we need to do to Solve The Problem" in ways that it just does not provide for me. why is this

#caregiver instinct

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hung out w/my sister on friday for an extended period of time for the first time in, like, forever and like i kind of knew that she gradually turned into a normie after moving out of the house, but it was the moment when she (extremely renowned bisexual) asked me what "gender fuckery" meant that i really felt that gap

#and also when she said she thought that 'taylor swift is a wonderful woman' like. ?????????? #i got to hook up my phone to the aux cord in her car tho n play my music n she said it reminded her of her high school tastes #which. thank you that is literally where my tastes got seeded LOL. #i guess to be fair she was also more quirky than weird growing up though she had the potential to get into a subculture #like a lot of her friends growing up were (and to my knowledge still Are) into anime n video games n stuff #she actually chose on purpose not to become a weeaboo when she was in like 8th grade or smth tho #when she refused to watch sailor moon on the computer w/me bc she 'didn't want to become one of those body pillow weirdos' #and since i still had no sense of how to pirate anything at that time i couldn't watch it alone :'c #the worm speaks #anyway i feel like it's honestly almost hard to articulate just how wide the gap btwn our worlds feels at times #which isn't to say i don't understand her or feel no kinship towards her. #she's my sister n i like her so ofc i'm going to always try to reach across that gap n i know she will too #i guess it's kind of like watching all the odd bumps n shapes get shaved off a Really Cool Stick

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

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Today is THE day when we finally say

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THE LAST DAY GUYS

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Got curious about if scallops have brains and

Pretty sure this article was written by a scallop 🤔