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fucking stupid

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Didn’t expect this to be so frightening

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bugs when you lift up their rock

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Im on the star wars wiki and

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me if eating 2 bananas and 2 oranges and some strawberries if i have them every day was a crime

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taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers

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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

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amish Lana Del Rey would be like “mmmmhm honey I’m your little corn husk doll *spoons rattling*

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ok eels that was funny but can you spit the pizza back out now. please

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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

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Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"