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Oda, inventing Water 7: so it's like Venice, but multi-tiered and full of shipwrights
Editor: are the shipwrights fuckable?
Oda: they're SO fuckable and everyone in town wants them carnally. also the CIA is there.
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i have so much rage in me one day i think i will explode. i dont think i know how to forgive as much as i know how to forget
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dracula sleeping in his dracula position with hands crossed but he’s holding his boobs
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i'm rearranging their guts but like. sorted by color and texture. due to the autism.
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if she's your girl why is she breaking open my ribcage and devouring me like an animal?
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holding the dead heart of a machine the same way a fisherman holds the new record salmon he caught
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walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood
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the 'how big is your english vocabulary' test dropped new ship dynamics
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mmmmmm babies
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As soon as I can revive him from the dead the wedding is BACK ON !!!!
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