me when people ask me how to say "I don't care" in french
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The IASIP meme of Charlie Kenny gesturing wildly at a conspiracy board, with the second picture added to his papers - the second picture being a table with 7 columns classifying an exhaustive number of ways of saying "I don't care" in French, based on how common, vulgar and funny they each are.
Column 1: Socially acceptable and common:
-Je m’en fiche
-J’en ai rien à faire*
(*less formal variation of “Je n’en ai rien à faire” which still belongs to this category)
Column 2: Vulgar and common enough to not be shocking:
-Je m’en fous
-(J’en ai) rien à foutre
Column 3: More vulgar, and common with a ‘teenage’ connotation:
-(Je)* m’en tape
-(Je) m’en branle
-(Je) m’en balec’
-(Je) m’en bats les couilles
-(J’en ai) rien à battre
-(J’en ai) rien à branler
-”Balec’”
(* omitting “je” is frequent and makes the expression even less formal)
Column 4: ‘Familiar’ (only somewhat vulgar, completely informal) and uncommon enough to be considered somewhat funny:
-J’en ai* rien à carrer
-J’en ai* rien à cirer
-Je m’en tamponne (le coquillard)
-Je m’en balance
-J’en ai* rien à péter
(* can be replaced with “Je n’en ai rien à …” to give it a formal connotation, in which case the expression belongs to category 6)
Column 5: Socially acceptable and uncommon/formal enough to be considered funny:
-Je m’en contrefiche
-Je m’en soucie comme d’une guigne
-J’en ai rien à fiche
Column 6: Vulgar and uncommon, somewhat formal:
-Je m’en contrefous
Column 7: Socially acceptable and very uncommon / very formal, enough to sound snobbish (and therefore a bit funny):
-Peu m’importe
-Il m’importe peu
-Je n’en ai cure
-Je ne m'en soucie guère
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remember when azerbaijan ethnically cleansed part of the country and nobody gave a shit
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Vintage Penguin Books from the 1930s and 1940s
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les signes de ponctuation en fraçais
le point - period (🇺🇸) full stop (🇬🇧) [ . ]
la virgule - comma [ , ]
le point-virgule - semicolon [ ; ]
les deux points - colon [ : ]
Les trois points de suspension- ellipsis [ ... ]
le point d'interrogation- question mark [ ? ]
le point d'exclamation - exclamation mark [ ! ]
l'apostrophe (f) - apostrophe [ ' ]
les guillemets - guillemets [ « » ] (En anglais, on n’emploie jamais de guillemet français)
les guillemets anglais/les guillemets en apostrophe - quotation mark [ " " ] (🇺🇸) [ ' ' ] (🇬🇧) rarely/never used in French
les parenthèses - parenthesis [ ( ) ]
les crochets - brackets [ [ ] ]
les acolades - curly brackets/braces [ { } ]
le tiret - dash [ - ]
le tiret long/tiret cadratin - em dash [ — ]
la barre oblique/le slash - slash [ / ]
la barre oblique inversée/ le backslash - backslash [ \ ]
l'esperluette (f) - ampersand [ & ]
l'arobase - at sign [ @ ]
l'astérisque - asterisk [ * ]
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Maria Magdalena by Guido Cagnacci (1601 – 1663) | Germanic warrior with helmet by Osmar Schindler (1867 – 1927)
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martyrdom
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I get sad when pornblogs follow me like I'm some kind of melancholic rockstar silly me
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This is the single sexiest picture to exist argue with the wall
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Why's he-
unreal
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Vocabulaire économique
🇮🇹🇫🇷🇬🇧 ça c'est l'ordre des mots
Impresa - Entreprise (f) - Company
Azienda - Affaire (f)- Business
Industria - Industrie (f) - Industry
Fondare (un'azienda) - Démarrer - to Start (a Company)
Fallimento - Faillite (f) - Bankruptcy
Bilancio - Bilan (m) - Balance sheet
Patrimonio - Actif (m), patrimoine (m) - Asset
Utile - Revenu (m), recette (f) - Income
Perdita - Baisse (f), diminution (f) - Decrease
Profitto - Bénéfice (m), profit (m) - Benefit, profit
Contabile - Comptable (m,f) - Accountant
Magazzino - Magasin (m) - Warehouse
Negozio - Magasin (m) - Shop
Amministratore Delegato (AD) - Président Directeur Général (PDG) - CEO
Direttore Finanziario - Directeur Administratif et Financier (DAF) - CFO
Direttore Generale - Directeur Général - General Manager
Socio - Associé (m) - Partner
Azionista - Actionnaire (m,f) - Stockholder, shareholder
Datore di lavoro - Employeur (m) - Employer
Dipendente - Employé (m) - Employee
Operaio - Ouvrier (m) - Labourer
Fornitore - Fournisseur (m) - Supplier
Concorrenza - Concurrent (m) - Competitor
Cassa - Caisse (f) - Cash register
Scontrino - Ticket de caisse (m) - Receipt
Fattura - Facture (f) - Invoice
Marchio - Marque (f) - Brand
Contratto - Contrat (m), accord légal (m) - Contract, agreement
Tirocinio - Concention de stage (f) - Internship
Licenziare - Licencier, renvoyer, virer - to Fire
Assumere - Embaucher, Recruter, Engager - to Hire
Pensione - Retraite (f) - Retirement
Disoccupazione - Chômage (m) - Unemployment
Macchinario - Machinerie (f) - Machinery
Ammortamento - Amortissement (m), dépréciation (f) - Depreciation
Netto - Net (m) - Nett
Lordo - Brut - Gross
Tara - Tare (f) - Tare
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Pallas and the Centaur, Sandro Botticelli, 1482
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Romeo and Juliet, Frank Dicksee, 1824 / Romeo and Juliet, Julius Kronberg, 1886.
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WHERE YOU CAN MAKE DONATIONS FOR ARMENIA
kooyrigs: They’ve been carrying out on-ground projects to help Syunik and Artsakh communities ever since the 2020 war in Armenia.
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In the Azerbaijani platforms of Telegram (social network), stickers of the photos of tortured and dismembered bodies of Armenian soldiers and civilians through chat bots are created.
These stickers were created on September 14, 2022, but the former Human rights’ defender’s office found them on September 18. Immediately after creation, they became publicly accessible with the opportunity to download and use them during communication in public.
There have been recorded 119 photos, i.e. 119 stickers, that had been downloaded more than 20,000 times in 5 days. In other words, only within 5 days 20,000 Azerbaijani users downloaded the photos/stickers to their Telegram accounts.
With the staff’s efforts of, Telegram closed this opportunity to download, but it still is evident that the Azerbaijani platforms will use this new tool to terrorize and cause sufferings Armenian society. The photos of atrocities conducted in the 44-day Artsakh war and during the aggression against Armenia on September 13-15, 2022 were used for the stickers.
Monitoring proves that the Azerbaijani users who downloaded these photos have taken great joy in the pictures of torture and dismemberment of Armenian soldiers and civilians for the opportunity to use them in their daily communications and during various discussions.
This criminal act is another proof that the armenophobic policy supported by the Azerbaijani authorities for decades is deeply rooted in the Azerbaijani society and the calls for peace building by Azerbaijan are nothing but a veil for the eyes of the international community and that they hide their real intentions.
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