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If you got style / and you know how to please / and a smile / that makes me weak in the knees / if you 're a guy who is gentle and tough / you might be the man / who's man enough

i might be playing fallout 4 again, for some totally random reason. hi

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"Good morning, sir!"

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The agenda got me

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rkgk

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i am not immune to fallout fever

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Of course Lara Croft is more iconic than Mario, Sonic, Link and the rest, you can cry about it all you want in the replies on Twitter but it's the truth.

She's the most successful woman to ever hit video games.

She jump-started the action adventure genre.

She revolutionised 3D gaming.

She inspired tons of imitations and her likeness (dual pistols, long braid, blue tank top + brown pants combo) continues to be applied to various degrees in female characters to this day.

She has stayed relevant across decades.

She was the very first and only video game character to become a pop culture icon and be treated as a celebrity in the 90s, appearing in magazine covers, advertisements for Séat, Lucozade, Visa etc., touring with U2 and having her own publicist.

She has won multiple Guinness awards.

She has been portrayed by two Hollywood-winning actresses.

Her games have been extremely successful, both critically and commercially, and she has outlived her main and only competitor, Nathan Drake.

Lara Croft IS video games. It's just facts

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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

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The success of the Fallout TV show makes me really hopeful we'll someday get to see Fallout 4's Nick Valentine in something. There is SO MUCH POTENTIAL in that character's design, premise, and presentation, none of which could be truly realized within the boundaries of Fo4.

Just... LOOK at this grizzled synthetic-detective! The character design alone is too good to be limited to a companion in a Bathesda game. I need this fellow to STAR in something!

#nick fallout show spin off when?

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A very old fallout 4 oc, Calvin

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nicky :)

anyway ive been attempting to learn a new style with my art and this was one of the studies that came out of that yipppie!!

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My beloved sole survivor oc Cecil and his ghoul boyfriend who he had no idea he had a crush on 200 years ago. (Yeah I know he calls him Cooper in this, Cecil hasn’t put it together yet)

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Modern fallout is crazy because the series as a whole is about the faults of government, mainly american, and consumerism and being unethical for the sake of financial gain and then like elon musk is a fan and they used ai for promos for the tv show made by amazon. I'm starting to think these guys have never actually listened to the games dialogue or notes or anything and just ran around in fo4 shooting things.

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Men after showing you the most conventionally beautiful woman and saying “hear me out”

Meanwhile women showing you someone who looks like they’ve been left in a microwave for too long

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Nuka-Galaxy!

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Why do cishet fans always think trans people aren't realistic enough for fallout? Supermutants, ghouls, technology way from what we even have now, stimpacks that can like just heal you just like that?

Oh yeah draw the line at someone transing their gender 🙄