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just binge read 'a replacement twice over' AUGH ITS SO GOOD!!! The perfect flavour of whump, and I'm a sucker for android aus :'D

I'm glad you enjoy it! I'm sorry to say that's one that I'm not sure will ever be getting an update. I love the bones of the idea, but the writing is.... bad. Maybe that's harsh, it just isn't up to my standards anymore and it's probably due for an overhaul

#kay speaks #android au

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This might be a weird question but since Dick is a Taur are people normal about him, like as opposed to regular human Dick who people harass because of his good looks?

I'm not sure I completely understand this question, but I'll try to give it an answer. I think what you're asking is if Dick is considered good looking even though he's a horse and if he's hit on because of it. Which is kinda two questions: 1) is Dick aesthetically pleasing and 2) is Dick hot even though honse. I think this is going to be a surprisingly long and in-depth answer to that. 1) Is Dick considered good-looking? In short, yes. He was bred to be aesthetically pleasing and that applies to both his face and his horse body.

Dick is an intentionally bred creature and he was born to fulfill the roll of a circus pony. Just like in IRL horse breeding, foals are intentionally made to be the sum of their parents or to attempt to have certain traits passed to them. Dick was bred for agility, flexibility and a fair amount of obedience so he could perform tricks for the circus that he was traveling with before Bruce acquisition. He also inherited a pleasant personality, an easy-going nature towards humans, and his affinity towards being in the spotlight. He's been made to have good sleek lines that are nice to look at and a very iconic high-kneed gait that shows him off well and naturally draws eyes. If you have knowledge of horse breeds, the breed inspirations for him is the Lipizzan and the Hackney pony. He's definitely a light horse, and his biggest aesthetic "flaw" is that he's a bit on the smaller size of average which places him as a woman's riding seat instead of a man's. He's also a good size for carriages though, so that would be he secondary purpose if he was used more traditionally. So all in all, Dick would be considered a very aesthetically pleasing and useful horse for almost any buyer.

2) Is Dick considered hot?

Again the answer in short is yes, though there are some caveats.

I guess the first thing to establish is who you're asking about. Do other taurs think he's hot vs. do humans?

For taurs, Dick would be considered desired, though honestly it's more for his status than anything. He's part of the Royal Stable which is a very cushy position to be in and comes with a fair amount of status. You must understand, for most taurs who live in close proximity to humans, breeding isn't about love or lust; it's just a harsh reality. For mares that are looking to advance their station or human nobility who breed taurs, having a foal with a stallion in the Royal Stable is a huge status booster. So most of the mares that Dick has been presented with haven't been there for him, mostly just there for his status. And yes, there have been multiple mares that have been waved in front of Bruce, Dick and Jason for a status-symbol breeding. Clark has been asked many times if he would rent out the stallions to a noble's stable as a gesture of a goodwill and he hasn't taken any offers.

Okay, but still you're asking, do humans think horse Dick is hot and... yeah kinda. I mean he has a human face and it's a hot one. Humans have proven time and time again we will find hotness in even the most basic of human shapes. Plus, humans having sex with/loving taurs is kinda an... open secret? It's not spoken about in fine company but there are rumours about certain people and their stables. There's rumours about the King and his beast, though it would never be said out in the open. It's one of those things that a lot of people turn a blind eye to unless exposing the secret proves useful.

#kay speaks #lore #centaur au #honse #seat of stars au

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Going through my backlog of tumblr asks so bear with me

#kay speaks #is this to avoid writing #maybe #but also #there are some interesting questions here #and I just haven't answered them #I'm sorry #;-; #it took me so long

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Wait so in the seats of stars you mention that house Drake breeds taurs but since Tim, Janet, and Jack are taurs who ran the house before it was destroyed by Luthor? Or were they named after the members of the house sorry if you’ve mentioned this I forgot

Hi! So I think you're a little confused here. Tim, Janet and Jack are all taurs, but they were owned by the Drake family and thus part of the Drake herd. The human Drakes are not named characters (at least at the moment) and are mostly on the side lines. The Drakes are a wealthy family and well-known breeders and Jack and Janet were part of their stock. They produced Tim who would have grown up in the herd until he was either sold or put in the breeding pool, but the House of Drake fell before either of those could happen.

#kay speaks #seat of stars au #centaur au #honse

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dungeon yuri

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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

#dungeon meshi #i like kabru he’s a fake bitch i like that in a man

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i wanted to draw falin again after yesterday's ep 😭

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As long as we're talking about weird sibling texts y'all gotta see this completely unprompted banger my sister sent me the other day.

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I love the new oneshot you and Jube posted!! Little bat familiar Timmy sounds adorable

Poke @jube-art for the cutest little bat familiar tim art you've ever seen

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I’m sorry I haven’t been writing much :( life is hard and output is low

#kay speaks

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Wonderful animation! I love the small movements and the colour choices!

TERRIBLE THINGS || animation meme

#jason todd

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Me again

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#someone really did throw a buncha my fics into here lol

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#omegaverse coded #Also take yourself #Im “butcher him

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One of my favourite baby Jason sketches I’ve seen

old stuff. i just love this little sketch sm ((

#batman #jason todd #bruce wayne #baby Jason #jayby

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I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.

Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.

Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.

Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.

Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.

Confused Bruce: You wasn't?

Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...

More Confused Bruce: You don't?!

Or 

Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?

Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?

Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.