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your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#wiping down windows and mirrors... #u mean the easiest thing I could ever do lmao #especially w a squeegee

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#hate that

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

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maybe if I get sent to the shadow realm and don't have any external stimuli I might just stop fucking audhd tweaking for Five Goddamn Minutes

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in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience

#when the untreated adhd makes the autism Worse and I'm the only autistic person in an all adhd household so my symptoms don't make sense #like yes I realize I'm fucking tweaking no I cannot fucking stop it #there IS no stopping it without medication

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food service is one of the easiest industries to get into but it's like pulling teeth getting out of it

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#classical training in french vocals and I spent my formative years a weeb of course I can sing in jp

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#I'm at a point where it doesn't really both me anymore unless they really truly fuck it up #bc it's not even an english name so like. yeah people are gonna misspell it unless they know words not commonly in english #but like #leaving out a letter and THEN fucking with the order #shit bothers me so much bc like are you doing this to be offensive or are you actually just that fucking stupid #bc it's been happening since I was in middle school #and people have actually done just that to be mean! full grown adults who didn't like my apparent attitude! #like yes there is an extra 'e' in it but for fucks sake it is pronounced the same as if the e weren't even there! #how to you completely miss the first 'r' in the process????????

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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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#sailor moon not being on here is an offense of the highest degree /j

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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

#about// #LISTEN LEAVE ME A LONE QAQ

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built my new desk and now I've eaten a 3am snack and so I think I shall head to bed finally. I was working on said desk for almost 5 hours lol

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#I can read fanfiction all day but reading a book that isn't like this one specific light novel series just makes me feel so Exhausted #anything that isn't a hyperfixation just instantly makes me tired enough to want a nap #so I don't do a lot of physical book reading nowadays