samael-your-guardian-angel

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

Yes, do get permission from @imthebentley first.

Hey the Wraith,

I'd love you to meet my son! I was just telling him abour our glory days, when I was a human for a night and was sick on you before a concert.

Those were the days! Now I'm a very sensible parent.

Let me know,

The Bentley

Hello, Bentley.

Congratulations on your son. You may bring him over whenever you wish. Rest assured that the grudge I hold for the vomit is miniscule.

Regards, the Wraith.

#the wraith

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

Thank you. Perhaps someday we shall all go for a drive together.

Hey the Wraith,

I'd love you to meet my son! I was just telling him abour our glory days, when I was a human for a night and was sick on you before a concert.

Those were the days! Now I'm a very sensible parent.

Let me know,

The Bentley

Hello, Bentley.

Congratulations on your son. You may bring him over whenever you wish. Rest assured that the grudge I hold for the vomit is miniscule.

Regards, the Wraith.

#the wraith

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

Would you prefer I praise you for how nice and kind you've been?

You haven’t come to visit your plant. She misses you.

x - C

I'm sorry, Phillippa-dendron, I thought I'd be tempted to bring you back home...

You been nice to her, Crow? Letting her get plenty of sun? Playing her the occasional Mozart?

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

I did not know cars could grow. You must be very special.

Hey the Wraith,

I'd love you to meet my son! I was just telling him abour our glory days, when I was a human for a night and was sick on you before a concert.

Those were the days! Now I'm a very sensible parent.

Let me know,

The Bentley

Hello, Bentley.

Congratulations on your son. You may bring him over whenever you wish. Rest assured that the grudge I hold for the vomit is miniscule.

Regards, the Wraith.

#the wraith

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

Come on, you can't blame me for having some reservations, Mr Big Mean Scary Demon.

You haven’t come to visit your plant. She misses you.

x - C

I'm sorry, Phillippa-dendron, I thought I'd be tempted to bring you back home...

You been nice to her, Crow? Letting her get plenty of sun? Playing her the occasional Mozart?

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

Thank Christ. Or- well- not- maybe I shouldn't say-

Er, than- thank you. For not making her all neurotic.

*He's petting the philodendron. Awkwardly.*

You haven’t come to visit your plant. She misses you.

x - C

I'm sorry, Phillippa-dendron, I thought I'd be tempted to bring you back home...

You been nice to her, Crow? Letting her get plenty of sun? Playing her the occasional Mozart?

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

Hello there, Ben. What a fine car you are. You are very small and cute.

Hey the Wraith,

I'd love you to meet my son! I was just telling him abour our glory days, when I was a human for a night and was sick on you before a concert.

Those were the days! Now I'm a very sensible parent.

Let me know,

The Bentley

Hello, Bentley.

Congratulations on your son. You may bring him over whenever you wish. Rest assured that the grudge I hold for the vomit is miniscule.

Regards, the Wraith.

#((if the wraith could make the 🥺 face))

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

You haven’t come to visit your plant. She misses you.

x - C

I'm sorry, Phillippa-dendron, I thought I'd be tempted to bring you back home...

You been nice to her, Crow? Letting her get plenty of sun? Playing her the occasional Mozart?

#samael speaks

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

Hey the Wraith,

I'd love you to meet my son! I was just telling him abour our glory days, when I was a human for a night and was sick on you before a concert.

Those were the days! Now I'm a very sensible parent.

Let me know,

The Bentley

Hello, Bentley.

Congratulations on your son. You may bring him over whenever you wish. Rest assured that the grudge I hold for the vomit is miniscule.

Regards, the Wraith.

#the wraith

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

*does a double-take*

Speak of the Horseman and he shall appear.

Hey, Azrael. My- er- these dandelions might be having a bit of an existential crisis?

It's maybe an hour into the plant playdate, when the babylions reach out again.

Samael, I'm scared of death.

I don't want to doom...

...Meep?

Are we pretty and fabulous enough?

@thebabylions

Whoa, hey, where'd all this come from?

Look, uh... how do I explain death to little baby plants you don't have to be scared of Death. He's a decent guy. And, uh, he doesn't come for anyone until they're ready. So, there'll be no doom outside my building, alright?

And of course you're pretty and fabulous enough. Look at those leaves! So green! Great job!

#help

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

It's maybe an hour into the plant playdate, when the babylions reach out again.

Samael, I'm scared of death.

I don't want to doom...

...Meep?

Are we pretty and fabulous enough?

@thebabylions

Whoa, hey, where'd all this come from?

Look, uh... how do I explain death to little baby plants you don't have to be scared of Death. He's a decent guy. And, uh, he doesn't come for anyone until they're ready. So, there'll be no doom outside my building, alright?

And of course you're pretty and fabulous enough. Look at those leaves! So green! Great job!

#samael speaks #hmm. maybe i should have thought about crowley's plants being a bad influence

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

You're very brave, Ben.

Hi

@ben-thebentley

Hello there, Ben! Gosh, you've gotten big!

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

That'll be fun! Where will you go?

Hi

@ben-thebentley

Hello there, Ben! Gosh, you've gotten big!

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

Wow, you'll be as big as your mother some day!

Hi

@ben-thebentley

Hello there, Ben! Gosh, you've gotten big!

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

Hi

@ben-thebentley

Hello there, Ben! Gosh, you've gotten big!

#samael speaks

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

What kind of trowels do you have?!

Gimme a sec.

*The magical barrier increases in size, large enough that a few pot plants next to the dandelions would be shielded as well.*

Is this to your liking, Smooth McGroove?

glug glug

drown a plant in the tub

Stay the fuck away from my plants.

[samael-your-guardian-angel]

Well, we can't exactly dig in the concrete delicately with a trowel.

...oh. Erm. Are they alright? I can get you some new pots for them?

I put a little protective bubble around the dandelions, but... a plant assassin...

glug glug

drown a plant in the tub

Stay the fuck away from my plants.

#🥺