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t’challa is a true bro

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My favorite thing on Tumblr today is to see all the american blogs being so Done with America that they celebrate Steve Roger’s birthday instead of their own national day

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This episode is 17 years old and we’ve made zero progress. We’ve actually gone backwards….

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Jerry Springer like 78 years old STILL starting shit so don’t ever call me childish lol

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Wasn’t it supposed to be heavy?

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i’m dying

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thor/valkyrie + 30 rock

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CALL CALL CALL!

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How well do Zendaya, Jacob, & Laura know Tom? ↳ BONUS:

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Just… appreciate

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the usual vlive hijinks

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amazing

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Little Peter and aunt May figuring homework together!! There is too little content about this two and to be honest guys, I need spiderman fluff now more than ever……

@ari-babbles here is your request!! Hope you like it cause I sure loved drawing it!!

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Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

#iw spoilers

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anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.