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" Would a cast iron skillet be a good wedding present? I mean, they're pretty versatile. You can cook up all kinds of food with it. Murder someone... Sky's the limit! "

#Isola Mini

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" Hey! I got a modeling gig lined up for anyone who's interested. The pay's real good, and it'll only be a day's worth of work so long as things run smoothly. Just to clarify, this is gonna be for a commercial we're putting out. If anyone around here is interested, you know where t' find me! "

#Isola Mini #bring in all the stupidly attractive people so he can make a kickass commercial #he wants to go all director man since he's got a vision lmfao

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" No offense taken. But I would appreciate it if you didn't make assumptions like that. " A rather curt response, for sure. Yet it's one that doesn't come across as remotely negative. " You're an exceptionally beautiful man, and I genuinely feel like it would be an honor to have you try out anything we sell here. " He says this as if it were a universal truth. Something of which everyone should believe.

" If there really is something in here that caught your eye, then how about you do a little modeling for me as a way t' pay me back? So long as you're interested, of course. "

"Really, it's not that I'm disinterested; your clothing is impressively beautiful, though it is.. far past my own spending limit." Himmel wasn't even sure what sort of job he could take on to afford clothes like these; though they had a much more modern flair to them than he was used to, he could easily see noblemen and women alike adorning them in his world. And that was something he was assuredly not.

"I mean no offense," though he had wandered into the building of his own curiosity only.. "and I appreciate your time, but I think trying anything on would only waste it."

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#unrequitedhero #Django vc: mmm are you sure about that

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For the life of him he can't remember the last time he saw her, or even the last time they spoke for that matter. All he can recall vividly is the day she vanished. The day where her name was removed from his list of contacts, and how he would sit there—in complete and utter silence—wondering just what to make of this constant push and pull of people coming and going from this island. It could drive anyone crazy.

Rosa was a friend to him, that he could finally acknowledge. A very good one in fact. One of the only people that Django felt comfortable enough with to be himself—vulnerabilities and all. So to say he was shocked, no, overjoyed by her sudden reappearance at this bar in the Underside, was possibly the greatest understatement of the year.

" Holy shit! " he would cry out, loud enough to where it would cut through the bar's chatter. Not that he cared. " Rosa, I can't believe you're back! "

@landsharkbite

#landsharkbite

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There are at least several words in the English language that all describe the feeling of 'confusion' in some form or another. None of them were particularly useful in encapsulating what poor Django was currently going through. But I suppose 'baffled' might work well enough. Maybe even 'bewildered'? I don't even know, man.

Stupid tangent aside, there was plenty that Django was ready to ask the fifth emperor of Rome aka his newfound bestie/new forced upon roommate. Plenty of questions such as 'why' and 'how', and most importantly 'I hope to god you're self-sufficient'.

" I.. have a few of 'em. " he replies back, confused why he chose to speak about his dogs first before anything else. " Nero, I'm completely aware how hypocritical this is gonna sound coming from me. But what in god's name makes ya think you can walk into someone's home without their permission?!?!?! Not only that, but you got the audacity t' ask me if you could stay? You better have a good answer, or else I'm gonna sic my dogs on you. "

Unfortunately for him, said dogs will not be attacking anyone, as they are far too enamored with the woman.

@sanpatron

the look on his face was priceless, she couldn't help but have a smile on her face. it's not everyday a person has the fifth emperor of rome lounging on their couch.

"no need to look so surprised, you did leave your door unlocked! and i just happened to waltz in, your companion here did not even react to my presence," she points to one of his dogs that are by her feet snoozing away. "you never told me you had an animal as adorable as this one!"

normally, nero doesn't even entertain the idea of going into someone's living area without permission. ah well, she is known to be a selfish individual. "such a magnificent space you have here, do you perhaps have room for another?"

#rosaictus

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A quick reply back would let Yumine know that her funny little friend would be arriving shortly. Well, I suppose 'little' isn't really the appropriate way to describe the man. But unfortunately 'funny big friend' doesn't roll off the tongue that well. Nevertheless, the big man has finally shown up, greeting the other with a wave hello before seating himself at their shared table.

" Yo! Hope I didn't keep you waiting too long. Did ya wind up ordering anything yet? "

@sanpatron

If it weren't for the many people she's met here, Yumine wouldn't have known how to use this device. it chimes once and then twice in her hands and with ease, she reads the message sent to her from one of her good friends.

The Boss

As the sender's name would automatically be called. She has yet to learn how to change that, actually. No matter.

A nail clicks and then clacks onto the letters, carefully and precisely.

Text: I have arrived at the cafe. It's very cute.

Text: I'm sitting at one of the outdoor seatings. You shouldn't be able to miss me.

After all, IT was hard to miss an avian-like being such as herself!

#hcrpyiia

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❥     𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒    [   𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂    ]   .

headcanon prompts with questions based on plants   &   what they represent in flower language .  happy roleplaying !!  ♡

abatina :   is there anything in life your muse has changed their mind about over time   (   due to becoming more educated on the topic ,   certain experiences  ,   etc .   ) ,    or that they   would   change their mind about under certain circumstances ?  

acanthus :   is your muse deceptive ,   or willing to lie or deceive to achieve certain means ?   why or why not ?   

aloe :   how does your muse handle grief ?

amaryllis :   what is something or someone that your muse takes pride in ?   how do they express that pride ?   

anemone :   how does your muse view the world ;   as a cruel   &   unforgiving place ,   a land full of wonders ,   or something in - between ?  where does that world view come from   (   what experiences ,   life lessons ,   etc .   ) ?  

angelica :   where does your muse draw inspiration in life ?   what motivates them ?

apple blossom :   how does your muse go about expressing or not expressing their sexuality ?  

bachelor’s button :   does your muse actively seek romantic companionship ,   or cherish the liberties of being single ? 

basil :   does your muse have a love - hate relationship with anyone or anything ?

bay tree :   does your muse seek glory   &   accolades ,   or do they favour a simpler ,   more personal life ?  

begonia :   how cautious is your muse ?   are they prone to noticing red flags ,   or paranoid to the point of untrusting most everyone ?   why or why not ?  

belladonna :   how does your muse respond to silence ?   do they take comfort in soundlessness ,   or seek to fill the void with noise ?   

bluebell :   does your muse learn from their past ,   or are they prone to repeating the same mistakes ?  

carnation :   what is your muse’s relationship with their gender ?   how do they express or not express this relationship ?  

chamomile :   what is your muse likely to take away from a painful experience ?   are they one to be haunted by adversity ,   or to use what they’ve gone through to become stronger ?  

chrysanthemum :   how does your muse express romantic love ?  how do they feel about love as a concept ?  

daffodil :   is your muse one to be loyal in relationships ,   or are they likely to quickly move from one bond to another ?

daisy :   did your muse ever feel as though their innocence had been lost ?   what moment in their life could be described as the end of their innocence ?  

edelweiss :   what was the bravest moment in your muse’s life ?  are they known to be courageous from then on ?  

fern :   does your muse believe in magic or cosmic forces ,   or are they more likely to think their life is ultimately a matter of their own control ?  

forget - me - not :   has your muse ever forgotten something that is or was important to them ?   are they afraid of forgetting things like that ?  

gardenia :   is your muse one to confess romantic feelings early on ,   or to conceal them for long periods of time ?  

gladiolus :   describe a moment from your muse’s life that they will never forget .

goldenrod :   does your muse believe in luck or fortune ?  why or why not ?   where do they believe these things come from ?  

heliotrope :   does your muse believe in soulmates ?

hibiscus :   how does your muse view the gentler ,   daintier things in life ?   as things worth preserving   &   caring for ,   or things only bound to wither   &   disappear ?  

holly :   how strong is your muse’s sense of intuition ?  are they aware of it ?   do they ever fear that it is only paranoia ?  

hollyhock :   how strong is your muse’s sense of ambition ?  what’s something they strive for in life ?  

hyacinth :   is your muse athletic ?   does it come naturally to them ,   or have they had to work for their physique and/or skill ?  

hydrangea :   how much does your muse value communication in their relationships with others ?  are they prone to being misunderstood ?

iris :   if your muse could convey one last message to someone they have lost or left behind ,   what would it be ?  

ivy :   what are your muse’s views on marriage ?   do they believe it is something strictly for love ,   or an institution rooted in business   &   social benefits ?   do they desire or have they desired to be married ?

lavender :   how easy is it to gain your muse’s trust ?  once their trust is broken ,   how might one go about mending it ?  

lilac :   what was your muse’s childhood like ?   how has their upbringing affected them as they’ve aged ? 

lily :   how does your muse view their mother ?  

lotus :   has your muse ever felt as though they’ve been reborn ?  have they ever desired the feeling of a fresh start ,   or a better understanding of themself and/or the world around them ?  

magnolia :   describe your muse’s relationship with nature   &   the natural world .  

marigold :   is your muse prone to jealousy ?  how might they handle envious feelings ?  

mint :   does your muse view themself as virtuous   &   moral ?  what do these words mean to them ?

nasturtium :   describe your muse’s relationship with their birthplace ,   or homeland .  

oak :   who would your muse consider the strongest person they know ?  

pansy :   does your muse often reflect on their own actions ?   do they ever think a lot about the past ,   and what they could have done differently ?

parsley :   describe a holiday your muse enjoys ,   and why they enjoy it .

peony :   what would a   ‘  happy life  ’   look like in your muse’s eyes ?

poppy :   what comforts your muse ?

rhododendron :   is your muse receptive to warnings   &   advice given by others ?

rose :   how much does your muse value other people ?   do they wish to have many friends ,   lovers ,   and/or associates ?   are they an easy person to love ?

sage :   what is your muse’s legacy ?   what do they want to be remembered for   &   what might they actually be remembered for ?  

salvia :   is your muse possessive over people or things that matter a lot to them ?  how do they express that possessiveness ,   or lack thereof ? 

snapdragon :   is your muse merciful ?  why or why not ?

southernwood :   how seriously does your muse take themself ?   do they prefer a solemn   &   intellectual atmosphere or do they delight in jokes   &   banter ?  

sunflower :   what brings your muse the most joy in life ?  

tulip :   how does your muse view people in general ?  

violet :   how does your muse respond to betrayal ?

willow :   how does your muse handle sadness   &   depression ?

zinnia :   how has the loss of fallen comrades and/or loved ones affected your muse ?   has it taught them anything or given them any new perspectives ?

#Meme Time Fun Time ⚜ { Ask Memes }

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" Mm, god dammit. " he manages to grumble out; the exhaustion in his voice clear as day. " And here I thought I got over this crap. " Seems as if some piss-poor sleeping habits were hard to kill off. At the very least this kind, heroic gentleman woke the poor fool up before anyone robbed him of whatever he kept in his pockets. Or at least he hopes no one has.

" I'm good, man. Thanks for asking. " he assures the other after sitting back up and stretching out this poor body of his. " Ugh, I hope I wasn't out cold for too long. "

❝ You know, I don't think it's as comfortable resting on the side of the street as it might be in a warm bed. You alright down there? ❞ glancing down at the man who seemed to have had a rough night, he can only wonder if it was a bit of trouble or something of his own making. still, it was intriguing enough to pull him from his walk in order to address him.

@sanpatron

#khaenriahn #Thanks so much for the starter! Love the way he found him.

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In case ya missed it, the Plotting/Relationship post finally went up! Feel free to give it a look whenever you get the chance. Really looking forward to coming up with ideas with y'all! Anyway, heading back into the reply mine now. Don't hesitate in messaging me if ya need anything.

#out of fucks { ooc } ⚜

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Plotting/Relationship Call

Hello, friends. Have you ever thought of your Muse befriending a retired crime lord? Perhaps even forming a deep, personal connection that could very well shake up their respective lives? No? Well too bad, nerds. Below is a fine selection of dynamics one could have with the former Boss of the 3rd Street Saints aka Mister Django Foley.

I think Django, for the most part, can be rather versatile in regards to dynamics. So if there's something I haven't listed below that you would potentially like to explore, please let me know! I'm all ear. Also, consider this a permanent plotting call as well (as if the title didn't already imply it). By liking this post/commenting/reaching out to me, you are signing a legally binding contract in allowing me to do the following;

Reach out to you via IMs in order to plot and discuss our Muses

Make you random starters if so desired

Send you real dumb shit that reminds me of our Muses

Some fourth thing

And, most importantly, have a good tiiiiimmmmeeeeaaaaagggghhhh

Anyway, below the cut are some examples of relationships your Muse could have with Django. Once again, let me know what you'd potentially like to do, and we can discuss things further! Also, I'm more than happy to do something pre-established as well since I know for sure that all of us can get pretty tired of coming up with first meetings.

Friendship: The time spent in Spirale has certainly helped Django in overcoming his severe trust issues. Which makes things a bit easier whenever attempting to form connections with other people. Even so, Django really isn't the type to go and initiate such things—at least not as openly as some people might. It takes a little bit for him to acknowledge the fact that he considers someone a friend. Yet, regardless of whether or not he can be that vulnerable, befriending Django means having someone who you can easily consider ride-or-die. He is loyal to a fault and will go to great lengths in order to help out his friends. At this point in his life I would say that he would greatly appreciate anyone who can help him try to relax. To remember how to breathe. It's been a long time coming, but with his acceptance that he will not be able to return to to being a criminal again, he can finally start to rest easy.

Associates (Business or Otherwise): I would imagine that given Django's background, he's still going to do what he can to form connections with other people around the island and its many branches. So long as the relationship is mutually beneficial towards both parties, he will pursue it. And yes, just because he's retired from being a gangster doesn't mean he's exempt from working within the shadows. Old habits die hard, and sometimes you gotta do what you can to survive in this crazy environment.

Clients: With Django running two different businesses—the fashion company known as GANG☆STAR, and his own handyman services. I would imagine that some people on the island might be regular clientele for him. These are folks who have a good standing with him and regularly hire Django for either help with outfits, or assistance with just about any kind of odd job you could imagine. There's definitely the potential to have some of these form into actual friendships. But for the most part, it's strictly business.

Enemies/Antagonistic: There is absolutely no guarantee that most people would like Django, or that he would even like them in return. That's just fact. This is a man who has lived his entire adult life so far being hated by most of the world he comes from. And if anyone here were to have a problem with him—whether it be due to personalities clashing, differences in ideals, in morality, or anything else under the sun—it would not surprise him. I mean shit, he might even find it amusing. That's just the type of man he is. However, on the rare chance someone out there is capable of bringing out that one side of him; the kind that is capable of displaying such an inhuman amount of anger within him. Then I will say "congratulations" and "I hope you enjoy the enemy you've just made".

Frenemies/Rivals: Take whatever animosity you get from the previous section but make it much more funny. Like just imagine how stupid it can get. Especially if they wind up building each other up.

#Isola perm call

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Unfortunately for the little prick, his noodle arms weren't that strong enough to cause any kind of damage with his attack! That, or the big man is no selling the hell outta that one.

" Wait. No. Come back. " He calls out sarcastically. " I just wanna get my hands on you. Affectionately, that is. Yeah... "

Proceeds to toss a folding chair towards the back of his head before sprinting in the opposite direction.

#misterallfiction

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"There must be something you fear."

Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously! || Accepting

" Of course I do. Betrayal's still fresh on my mind. I mean, you can't really get over someone trying to end your life after using you up for all you were worth. You just sorta learn to deal with it. The same goes for having a chunk of your life taken away. Five years doesn't sound like a lot. But when you wake up and realize that you have to play catch-up with everyone cause you're still thinking like that same fresh faced kid from years prior, it hits you like a fuckin' freight train. "

#All Access Interview ⚜ { Asks }

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tweet

SEND “TWEET!” TO SEE A TWEET MY MUSE HAS MADE ABOUT YOURS. | accepting

#Saved ⚜︎ #When ur roomie can't cook pasta desPITE BEING ITALIAN

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Send a flower to hear… || Accepting

" Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow your roll, little lady. Didn't I just give ya one? Ugh, fine. Let's see here. Uh...oh, I got one. You truly are the embodiment of all that is both beautiful and powerful in this world. A woman whose magnificence can reach across generations and even the cosmos themselves. You are not just an icon, but an example of greatness that people can look towards and feel inspired by. Truly no one has done it like you have. And our praise—while never ending—can only go so far because someone has yet to invent a new word that can encapsulate everything that makes you who you are. "

#rosaictus #All Access Interview ⚜ { Asks } #I don't know why I had him go so hard on this one

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Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously!

(though off anon is fine too!)

“Is there someone you hold dear?”

“Don’t you feel any guilt?”

“You’re actually afraid to be alone, aren’t you?”

“There must be something you fear.”

“Do you have a home?”

“Is there someone you like?”

“Are you really expecting a positive outcome out of this?”

“Aren’t you ashamed?”

“Aren’t you happy?”

“Who do you despise?” 

“How do you sleep at night?”

“How do you manage to keep going despite everything?”

“What do you think of kindness?”

“What do you think of hatred?”

“Why do you fight?”

“Why do you live?”

“How much blood have you spilled?”

“How much death have you seen?”

“Don’t you think your actions are reckless?”

“Don’t you know how much good you’ve done for others?”

“Can’t you tell they love you?”

“Can’t you see he/she would die for you?”

“Can’t you see that they hate you?”

“Can’t you tell the truth for once?”

“You’re not tainted.”

“You’re not alone.”

“You’re awful.”

“You don’t think of anyone but yourself.”

“You’re an emotionless robot.”

“You’re just a lap dog.”

“It’s not over.”

“He/she needs you.”

“Stop lying.”

“Stop fighting.”

“Stop pushing others away.”

“You’re cruel.”

“You’re far too kind. Too kind for your own good.”

“You depend on him/her too often.”

“You’re overprotective, it’s stifling.”

“You’re too impulsive, it’s reckless.”

“You’re too careless, it’s a liability.”

“He/she is bringing you down.”

“You’re too timid, it’s easy to see you as a target.”

“You need to listen.”

“You need to speak up more often.”

“You’re weak.”

“You’re strong. Stronger than you’ll ever know.”

“You’re too proud.”

“Quit blaming others for your mistakes.”

“You won’t always be around to save him/her.”

“One day, he/she won’t need you anymore.”

“You can’t cheat death.”

“You can’t hide forever.”

“They’ll find out the truth eventually.”

“That person is only holding you back.”

“They’re too good for you.”

“You’ll be rewarded for your efforts if you keep trying.”

“It will get better.”

“You look lonely.”

“You look bitter.”

“You look tired.”

“You’re hiding a painful burden.”

“You’re perfect.”

“You’re beautiful.”

“You will always be worthless.”

“Your hands are too dirty, too tainted to be clean.”

“You’re lost in this world. Wandering without a purpose.”

“You’ll rise above them all.” 

“You’ll find your place in this world.”

“Eventually, someone will knock you off your pedestal.”

#Meme Time Fun Time ⚜ { Ask Memes }

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Send a flower to hear… || Accepting

" Mm... Can't deny it, but you've done a good of like... lowering my guard around ya. You're easy to talk to, and I'm happy whenever we get to spend time together. So, I guess what I'm trying to say is that... I'm glad I can call you my friend. "

#rosaictus #All Access Interview ⚜ { Asks }

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🥀

Send a flower to hear… || Accepting

" There is a severe lack of places around here dedicated to sports. And to be totally frank with you, it's kind of a huge drag. Like c'mon, man. I've been on this island for what, five years now? I've missed out on so many games from back home! Ya boy needs to watch some basketball and deal with his horrific gambling addiction. "

#hollowfaith #All Access Interview ⚜ { Asks }