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I'm having too much fun with this

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Denji and Power have a twerk off

Denji and Power were quite the chaotic duo. Aki would usually leave them alone with their antics but today… there was something wrong… Public Safety had been warned if there were any suspicious. The twerking devil had been released, it was only a matter of time before it found its first victim… or… victims…

It was a normal day in the Hayakawa household, Power was terrorizing a plate of Chinese food, while Denji was reading his… “magazines,” and Aki was out on patrol (probably making a contract with a mad redhead.)

Denji: Hey Power, you ever heard of twerking?

Power: OF COURSE I HAVE! ACTUALLY BEFORE THIS I HAD A LOT OF TWERKING!

Denji: Oh really? Then prove it!

Power then proceeded to “shake that shit” to which Denji mogged and replied

Denji: No wayyy!!!!!

Power: You foolish human! I am shaking that shit!

The Twerking devil was lurking… silently… eventually he found his host… Denji Hayakawa… The devil entered through the vent… The devil had suddenly jumped out

Twerking Devil: Twerk you fool! Twerk until those cheeks can’t bare another clap! Denji: NO! POWER WHO IS THIS?!

Power: It’s the twerking Devil! Denji run!

Denji: I CANT MO- *Denji began to twerk*

Power: Denji! Don’t let it get you!

Denji had already began twerking, the devil possessing the poor boy

Twerking Devil: If you want this pitiful sack of meat you shall have to beat me in a twerk off!

Power: You fiend! You know that goes against my nonexistent beliefs!

Twerking Devil: Clock’s ticking!

Power: Can I request the back up of 8 more?

Twerking Devil: since you have such measly flabs I suppose it would be fair…

Power then called Makima, Asa/Yoru, Kobeni, Reze, Quanxi, Fami, Fumiko, and Himeno. Power had begged each one of them to come immediately. Soon enough the Twerking Devil who had possessed one body went up against 3 of the 4 Horsemen, 2 of the weapon devils, 2 girls with a contract, and some random public safety member.

Twerking Devil: Try twerking off the fears of many! You foolish little girls!

all of them begin to twerk in unison

CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!

Twerking Devil: THIS CANT BE! NO! NO! WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME!!!!

The twerking devil then faded from Denjis body, the once possessed body now weakened. The attendees then surrounded Denji.

Power: Are you alright?

Denji: Yes… yes… I am…

The Harem of women suddenly left to continue with their daily lives, as if they didn’t just twerk a few seconds ago.

(this was my first fan fiction, I am very proud)

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ASADEN STANS RISE THE FUCK UP SHE KNOWS

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Reposting this from my twt acc

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i love them sm

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asaden is the most tv girl ship ever. infact asaden might be the most ship ever. i love asaden <3

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i mean someone likes ya ! …he just has a weird way of showing it

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…❤︎heart shaped box ❤︎…

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Oh wow, this really is Denji’s lowest point in the manga. He’s lost his family again, is dismembered and put away by people who only sought to use him so long as he’s convenient and useful, just like ch.1

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Stop he wakes up and sees Asa and instantly worries about her arm

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It's kinda hilarious how everyone in CSM seems to ship Asaden

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Fujimoto when I catch you……

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Kokichi isn't ready to lock in and be a parent yet

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the desire for abnormalblife

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IS WHAT I SAID!!! i’m glad i have people agreeing with me

me and my boyfriend where talking about how 500 days of summer is reze den coded and got me thinking what was asaden coded. was thinking maybe lala land. what are we thinking guys :3